AIDS Merchant

(n.) One who, by their very presence, causes undesirable events to occur.

Steve: Hey, can you pass me that Jeffrey, Emerstov?

Emerstov: Yeah, here you go (drops the Jeffrey)

Steve: Dude, you're such an AIDS Merchant

by Rohaids von Not a team player February 21, 2011

The Bill Clinton of Marching Band

Harry George

“Harry George, you are the Bill Clinton of Marching Band” -D C

by Dryeye May 6, 2021

Incan marching powder

A slang expression for cocaine.

No prob getting the specs due by Wednesday; I'll just take some Incan marching powder and be in the groove.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on His Head September 6, 2005

Marching Band

Life.
The band room is your home
The bus rides your sleepovers... movies, games, truth or dare, and just being perverts!
The band wing is the cool hang out spot in the morning, even on days when you don't have band.
Social life = band. you have no time for anything else between band camp, rehersals, football games, more rehersals, competitions, auditions...
a band is a single unit that works together, in marching band, you find your very best friends, and your family.
and band can also be your source of injury like being run over by the tuba, or hit in the head by the colorguard.
in short... band = love

try marching 7/8 in the shower - falls

driving car around "snowflakes" in parking lot (actually chairs lol)

DRILL DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!
band memories...are the best ones I've got

by Band Geek December 1, 2004

shit in a tray merchant

British slang for any fast food outlets such as KFC, Mcdonalds, Burger King, as well as kebab shops etc.

Name obviously due to the bullshit that these 'restaurants' serve as food.

'Out the club about three, to the take-away/
The shit in a tray merchants, shops got special perchant for the disorderly'

The Streets- Geezers Need Excitement

by Hank187 September 17, 2006

Marching Band

1)The greatest extracurricular you can ever join. It's so kickass, and we work so much harder than the damn football team

2)The activity that consumes your summer.

3)Where all the hot guys are.

I have a marching band competition on Saturday. We're going to kick North Penn's ass.

by Christina October 5, 2003

Marcantel

synonymous with Master Chief, a fictional character popularized by the Halo video game saga

Shane: What is that on Marcantel's bookshelf?
Jesse: Oh, that's his battle helmet. He's in the shower.

by theiNhibition February 20, 2009