Mayonnaise Hotdog

A Mayonnaise Hotdog is when a man is hitting it from the back, and right before the man cums they pull out and jizz in between the butt cheeks of the person. Then the man mashes the persons butt cheeks in between their wiener creating a Mayonnaise Hotdog.

Marshall: “Ya man, last night I gave her a Mayonnaise Hotdog.”

Hunter: “You put Mayonnaise on a hot dog? Gross dude.”

Marshall: “Nah bro a Mayonnaise Hotdog is when you cum in between a girls butt cheeks, stick your wiener in between, and squish your wiener between her cheeks.”

Hunter: “Oh...Noice.”

by Beatdameaty August 5, 2020

Shanghai Manpon

For a dude, the act of pulling out long hair that somehow ended up in your ass-crack, and the accompanying feeling that its actually coming out of your rectum. Usually some chicks long hair.

"You wouldn't believe the shanghai manpon i pulled out of my ass this morning, Brah! It felt like it was tied to my liver!"

by solaristrance April 20, 2015

Manon

Manon is an elegant french girl. I like to see her walk to me, because her smile seeing me is the thing that makes my day. Her perfume is everything, I should ask her what it is. Manon is caring for everyone, and sometimes she even forgets to care for herself. Her hair is always straight but I like it curly, she is tanned so much in summer and has freckles in winter. Her skin follows the seasons and I would like mine to do the same. I envy Manon because she handles everything, without seeming to care about her problems. Manon is my best friend and these little things I like are making her the best one. Manon is my best friend because she envies no one and stays herself.

Random person : Manon’s laugh is everything

by annecrr January 31, 2020

gargle mayonnaise

To Suck Cock and sallow the Man Butter

Man that bitch can Gargle Mayonnaise like a vacuum

by Sanity of Insanity January 13, 2007

mayonaise mama

another slang term for white girls.

damn check out the boobies on dat mayonaise mama!

by gorilla tities April 25, 2010

mayonnaise burrito

Upon reaching orgasm, the man ejaculates as widespread as possible on to the bed sheet and then quickly wraps up his partner like they were the filling in a huge tortilla. Mayonnaise burrito!

-"Are you still dating Stephanie?"

-"No. I gave her a mayonnaise burrito a couple weeks ago and she stopped talking to me."

-"What the fuck is a mayonnaise burrito?"

-"Search it on Urban Dictionary."

by JHammy June 19, 2011

Mayonnaise

Tf you looking up mayonnaise for? Have you really never heard of mayonnaise

Mayonnaise is not a fruit

by POOR AUTISMO January 24, 2019