Manky

Manky is an absolute lad.

Manky with his shanky getting a bit cranky whilst doing a wanky in a yankee with his best friend Franky

by bigblackmankyballs May 18, 2022

Manky

A 'manky' person is a disgusting, smelly, gross person who has no care of being sanitary. Chavs often use this term.

'she looks manky'
'hey!'

by dictonary.gyal October 7, 2022

manky

the act of roughly pleasuring yourself with filthy objects (mangle + skanky)

I like to manky myself while thinking of others

by cyberskull May 30, 2015

manky tango

A Scottish term for when two people engage in any kind of dance which leads to sexual intercourse between the two. However the dancing must continue, this is done so other people don't notice and are simply convinced that they are dancing. If the dancing were to stop, it would no longer be a manky tango, it would simply become sex

"Aye, that party was mad last night- Jessica and Gavin had a manky tango on the dance floor"

by AJB the guy September 5, 2016

manky-lamp

A person with one eye which is slightly faulty (poor vision or a twitch)

this is my mate Dave but everyone calls him manky-lamp

by bowie-lover April 25, 2013

Mankie

A Mankie is a Mankeerat that you have captured as your significant other. They are a very special species who love to work but will always put you first. However, beware before capturing a Mankeerat as your Mankie, know that they come with a lot of banter and a mildly severe case of separation anxiety.

Mankie is always cheered up with chocolate icecream.

by zmaeye February 13, 2024

Manky trout

Ellie dimbleby’s fanny

Ellie has such a manky trout

by Doglicker69 January 14, 2019