Holy Manchester

A expression showing surprise & happiness.

Tim, I think Jane is pregnant!
HOLY MANCHESTER JOHN!
(Communly used by white people or crackers.

by ARandomHottiE April 20, 2009

This is so sad, Alexa read The Communist Manifesto

A statement to express sorrow

James: I just got ligma
Robert: This is so sad, Alexa read The Communist Manifesto

by Harambeishere July 21, 2018

manchester

MANCHESTER IS GREAT! even though it is an absolute shed.
NO, we dont all talk like Liam Gallagher, most of us do though.
NO, we arent all chavs. most of us are though.
NO, we dont all possess guns. most of us do though.
NO, we dont all have ASBO's. most of us do though.
and NO we do not say "my kid"


it's "our kid"
you get me?!

bloke from manchester: "y'alright are kid?"
another bloke from manchester: "sound mate, sound."

by mickie and lickie March 19, 2009

Manifesto

Generally, this is really just a fancy term for an essay. Alternatively, it can be used for an essay that's too good to be called an essay (especially if it's a rather grandiose critique on something).

1) Mom: Why you still up at 4am?
Me: Sorry just gotta finish up my manifesto before it's due tomorrow

2) Calvin wrote a huge manifesto on the relationship between technological determinism & porn addiction and posted it on Reddit, but no one ever paid attention.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 14, 2020

Manchester

A "Manchester" is the act of calling a friend or acquaintance on a statement they made. When a person states definitively that they will perform an action, anyone within earshot can call "Manchester!"

After the call, the callee must either perform the act or receive a swift punch in the stomach.

Originated at Rose-Hulman Institute of Technology on BSB 1 in 2008-2009.

Andy: "I'm going to go do jumping jacks naked on the frozen lake!"
Tim: "MANCHESTER."

(At this point, Andy either does jumping jacks naked on a frozen lake, or gets punched.)

by Thron January 7, 2010

Manchester

When you say you are going to do something and someone Manchesters you, you have to do it or you get kicked in the nuts.

I'm gonna take a shit in your gloves." "Manchester."

by kunz1033 December 17, 2010

communist manifesto

A document writen by Karl Marx AND Frederick Engels describing their ideal Communist soceity.

The Communist Manifesto is some confusing shit. I hate "isms"

by L-ho December 25, 2005