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Its just that simple...Its the national holiday made official by George W. Bush in which everyone buys Mallory Richardson ice cream*. (Must be gluten free and preferably from Ben & Jerrys or Blue Bell which can be found at Russel Stovers).
*Will not be reimbursed but I will allow you to enjoy my company while I eat
*Will not be reimbursed but I will allow you to enjoy my company while I eat
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Get the mallory mug.Usually has straight, blonde hair. She's a soccer star, and always has guys wanting her. She usually doesn't have great skin, mostly irratated. She is funny, cute, and usually has about 6 best friends. She likes mexican boys, but also the occasional white boy.
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- Someone who speaks VERY fast, with slang
- Someone who makes out with other girls boyfriends, and is okay with it, but so is everyone else... well except the other girl.
- Someone who is completely and totally infatuated with the color Purple
- Someone who is not afraid to voice an opinion
- Bubbly at times but knows how to put on a serious face
- Someone who on a regular day-to-day basis has some random dude stuck to her face (but its okay, cuz shes a laugh)
- Cannot handle her liquor as much as she would like too
- Can make a situation quite sketchy without even knowing it
-Has to try on everything in a store even if she has no intention of buying anything
- Does crazy head movements FULL of attitude when she is angry (this bitch has attitude)
- But the most important aspect of this person is that she will one day marry an Anneika...one day.
- Someone who speaks VERY fast, with slang
- Someone who makes out with other girls boyfriends, and is okay with it, but so is everyone else... well except the other girl.
- Someone who is completely and totally infatuated with the color Purple
- Someone who is not afraid to voice an opinion
- Bubbly at times but knows how to put on a serious face
- Someone who on a regular day-to-day basis has some random dude stuck to her face (but its okay, cuz shes a laugh)
- Cannot handle her liquor as much as she would like too
- Can make a situation quite sketchy without even knowing it
-Has to try on everything in a store even if she has no intention of buying anything
- Does crazy head movements FULL of attitude when she is angry (this bitch has attitude)
- But the most important aspect of this person is that she will one day marry an Anneika...one day.
Mallory: "this beer is too warm, I can't drink it!"
Jimmy: "Its funny because it tastes a little bit like that guy you had on your face"
Anneika: " Daaammmnnn, Mallory is gona give herself whip lash!"
Sarah: "Oh shes pissed at Alex again?"
Jimmy: "Its funny because it tastes a little bit like that guy you had on your face"
Anneika: " Daaammmnnn, Mallory is gona give herself whip lash!"
Sarah: "Oh shes pissed at Alex again?"
by Anita<3 November 11, 2010
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i.e. Walking at an inhuman pace, while destroying everything in your path, including: children fellow employees, the elderly, mall rats, and those who think that walking slower than a herd of stampeding turtles is a good pace, on Black Friday.
-Giving people who aren't your customers the finger, because you can't do it at work.
-Violently yelling at random people while finding a parking space and stalking anyone walking toward a car with your hazards on because your shift starts at 5 and it is now 4:57.
-Finding yourself in fights in the food court because someone took the last soy sauce packet at Panda Express.
-Tapping your foot and sighing entirely too much while you're in line at Starbucks, while simultaneously comparing your work ethic to theirs, out loud.
i.e. Walking at an inhuman pace, while destroying everything in your path, including: children fellow employees, the elderly, mall rats, and those who think that walking slower than a herd of stampeding turtles is a good pace, on Black Friday.
-Giving people who aren't your customers the finger, because you can't do it at work.
-Violently yelling at random people while finding a parking space and stalking anyone walking toward a car with your hazards on because your shift starts at 5 and it is now 4:57.
-Finding yourself in fights in the food court because someone took the last soy sauce packet at Panda Express.
-Tapping your foot and sighing entirely too much while you're in line at Starbucks, while simultaneously comparing your work ethic to theirs, out loud.
Liz: Holy shit did you see that?
Mark: What?
Liz: That girl just ran through here and didn't injure anyone.
Mark: She must be a malloyee.
Ali: Uhm, excuse me???
random pedestrian: Yea?
Ali: Yea, i was wondering if I could take your parking space.
random pedestrian: Well I got a long way to go, all the way across the lot.
Ali: WELL FUCK YOU THEN YOU FAR AWAY PARKER BASTARD!!!!!!!!
random pedestrian: holy shit. must be a malloyee
Mark: What?
Liz: That girl just ran through here and didn't injure anyone.
Mark: She must be a malloyee.
Ali: Uhm, excuse me???
random pedestrian: Yea?
Ali: Yea, i was wondering if I could take your parking space.
random pedestrian: Well I got a long way to go, all the way across the lot.
Ali: WELL FUCK YOU THEN YOU FAR AWAY PARKER BASTARD!!!!!!!!
random pedestrian: holy shit. must be a malloyee
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