malfunahfuck

When one is too overwhelmed to say malfunction.

"it's making your inhumane lie detector malfunahfuck!"

by zahra-elio June 10, 2023

Erectile Malfunction

When you get horny and fuck an ugly chick

Person #1 : Bro you fucked buck toothed becky. ERECTILE MALFUNCTION.

by R-o-o-p May 31, 2015

Give it here, Malfoy

Originates from "Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone."

Used to express utmost desire for something/someone, compelling the "Malfoy" to either give it there, or procede into a heated quittage match for the desired object.

Be careful...this fusion of words is rarely used outside of life/death situations.

bert - Dude you'll never beleive it I got with Stacy last night!

ralf - "Give it here, Malfoy"

bert - I don't like you (there is no ability to accept or decline "Give it here, Malfoy")

Person 1 - Hey check out this cake my mom and dad bought me for my birthday!

Person 2 - "Give it here, Malfoy"

Serious Situation -

If you ever have a gun to your head against your will, simply and calmly say "give it here, malfoy," and the enemy(s) will be at your mercy!!! Notice the potential plural on enemy because this word fusion can be used against a specific group of people, like just indian people.

Note: There is always the possibility of a very wise man repeating these words back to you.

by Pr1nC3SS un1 k0rn May 10, 2010

Draco Malfoy

Either you love him or you hate him. Has daddy issues. Is blonde. Is a big fat coward. Is one of the hottest and least hot characters in existence.

Heather: God, I love Draco Malfoy.
Jenny: I--erk--I just can't--he's--but--
Heather: Shh, it's okay, give yourself over to it. There's no fighting his sex appeal.

by HeatherZz January 18, 2009

wardrobe malfunction

1. An excuse for uptight censors to impose "decency" on the public so they don't lose sponsors who push suggestive beer, car and lingirie ads on us.

2. An unintentionally funny explanation of VH1's future "most shocking TV moment." See also, "Soy Bomb."

Oh, no! A wardrobe malfunction! Let's call Mr. Coors and apologize for the indecency right away. Stern - you're fired!

by j-diddy April 30, 2004

Draco Malfoy

Definition of SEXY! The Slytherin Sex-god. J.K Rowling should have made Harry Potter look like him.

Chantel: Oh My God! Did you see the Deathly Hallows 2 last night at the cinema?

Naomi: Yeah, I couldn't keep my eye's off that Slytherin Sex-god!

Chantel: Draco Malfoy?

Naomi: WELL DOHH!

by Kitcatbooklover111 November 6, 2012

Lucius Malfoy

Lucius Malfoy is the father of Draco and husband to Narcissa Malfoy. He is a Death Eater and all around baddie in the Harry Potter books though in the last installment of the series, the Deathly Hallows, Lucius' pureblood ideals seem to take a back seat to protecting his family. In the second book, he was responsible for getting Tom Riddle's diary into Ginny Weasley's hands and thus reopening the Chamber of Secrets. He was a high ranking Death Eater in Voldemort's inner circle until he screwed up and got thrown into Azkaban prison for the Department of Mysteries debacle. Lucius is known for his wealth and influence in the Wizarding community despite his prejudice against Muggle Borns like Hermione Granger. He is portrayed by Jason Isaacs in the Harry Potter films.

Hermione: Wow, that Lucius Malfoy is a real fox! Too bad he's such a prejudiced prick and would probably Avada me if I offered to polish his broomstick...

by meeeeeeep April 18, 2009