makes me wanna vom

Things that make you want to vomit, such that you often get a small taste of vomit in the back of your throat.

When you see a picture of a Donald Trump pandering to the same Hispanics he called rapists and criminals, while also finding a way to self-promote his own business, it makes me wanna vom.

by citizendebate16 May 05, 2016

dont make me fart

when u laugh so hard that you fart and u just cant help it.

e.g.

elly (shes fat) says: im gonna go for a run this arvo

jack says: oh dont make me fart

by edizzle91 April 11, 2010

'make me famous'

a euphanism for sexual intercourse, tiffin, nookie or copulation. Pert.anyone called Deborah.

'I would like someone to 'make me famous'. It would be fabbity. Especially if she had ladypants on.'

by Delia Palmer September 22, 2007

go make me a sandwich

A phrase commonly said to a bitch by her master when he (or she) is hungry.

Master: yo ho, go making me a motherfucking sandwich!

by White Sox Rule June 05, 2004

don't make me mad

1.A term originating in the geriatric community that describes a sense of wanting to be left to ones own devices.
2.A term indicating that one wishes to be right regardless of situation (usually the utterer is very very very wrong about a topic).
3.A way to cut a conversation that isn't going your way short.

nurse:Hey how you feeling today Mr.K.?

Mr.K: Oh I'm alright. I went home to see my wife last night.

nurse: Um Mr.K. I don't think you could go anywhere. This long term care facility...This IS your home. Besides you've been divorced for...

Mr.K: DON'T MAKE ME MAD!!!

Nurse: Okay fine you win.You went home last night.

by Bane Rivera February 27, 2004

Go make me a sandwich

Used by us males as an effective counter to those whining cumdumpsters complaining about every single shit that happens to them by asking them to make us a sandwich. There is currently no known counter to this godly phrase as those pea-brained pastry chefs can't think of any and have no choice but to obey.

Whining whore: But it's your turn to make me a sandwich tod-

Man: Shut up and go make me a sandwich bitch!

Whining whore: Yes master!

by 0$@m@ July 20, 2011

This dust is making me thirsty

an expression used during the dust storms over the east coast of australia during September 2009

you are at work looking out the window at a red dusty sky - "this dust is making me thirsty"

by Chen-Dogg September 23, 2009