Manatee

Tasty little motherfuckers. Best served with a side of sea turtle stew and something else a little more endangered.

Also: When you're doing a mondo fat chick and take a taco (green) shit on her face.

They don't call Manatees sea cows for nothin'.

You like that seaweed, don't you?

by Captain Dugong November 29, 2007

Manateets

Enormously huge breasts, similar in size to a full grown manatee

"Dude, shut off the engine, you might hit her manateets"

by Busted Fuse August 21, 2008

Land Manatee

Noun: A large, gelatinous woman who's tits look like she's carrying a large pizza under each arm. Host to Kankles, FUPA's, (fat upper pussy area,) and major back cleavage. Usually found with at least 17 items in the ten item or less line at your local Wal-mart, haggling the clerk over the validity of expired Little Debbie coupons. Often times riding electric scooters designated for the handicapped, though their sense of entitlement suggests they deserve them more. NEVER step between a land manatee and it's prey. Like hippos, they are responsible for more deaths every year than lions and sharks combined. Especially if you step on their chalupa FUPA...

"Holy FUCK, bro! Do you see the GIRTH on that Gorgon?"
"Yeah, man. That is a fucking land manatee... Back away slowly before she stampedes.I don't feel like being gored... "

by PhillipHarass October 11, 2014

natatee the manatee

a type of manatee that lives in the water (obviously)
a very very fat manatee

natatee the manatee holds a world record for fattest manatee

by stqrry March 20, 2020

manatee

An obese gay man with little or no body hair. Compare to bear.

Even a manatee can get laid in Berlin these days with the right amount of euros.

by A. Hick July 24, 2006

MAHATE

Mahate - an extended version of the word 'Mate' usually used to make ones self look especially gangsta or sarcastic depending on the situation

it should be pronounced:
MAH-HAAYYYY-T

and in a high pitched tone of voice

the word usually works well if said whilst waving ones hand at their neck in a side to side motion

BEZZLE - i got to Hooters, and the waitress was really ugly

RICH - AHH DEVVOED MAHATE!

by richOfailzzz March 10, 2009

Angry Manatee

The sexual act of inserting one's testicles into a partner's vagina / anus.

Sweetheart, now that you've been using the rambone for a while, lets give the angry manatee a try!

by scrotiemcbuggerballs January 14, 2013