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mateisexual

Someone who has a very big crush on someone named Matei.
My BFF: What’s your sexuality?
Me: I’m mateisexual.
My BFF: What does that mean?
Me: It means that I have a crush on Matei.
by Alexialexiiii January 4, 2021
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makasexual

Makasexual is a really cool and sexy tiktoker. They deserve a bigger platform then chalri 🥺 They have a major piss kink that started off as a joke.
Makasexual is the dumbest person ever!!
by Babacehese March 21, 2021
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Masksexual

An individual who derives so much excitement and pride from wearing their covid-19 mask, The experience some level of sexual arousal.
Yo, did you see that masksexual strap that face diaper on? It's like he's single-handedly defeating covid by wearing it.
by Rookie Sensation July 22, 2022
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megasexual

A person that is completely sexually open. This includes but is not limited to heterosexuality, homosexuality and incest. Megasexuals will have sex with men, women, intersexuals, animals, vegetables, minerals, furniture, tesla coils, jack frost, legal tender, Seth Killian, electricity, humunculi, naked singularities, baby bottles, garbage plates, starfish weiners, lady boys, snowmen, admiral ackbar, vestibules, mother nature, pygmies, real dolls, dr. sheldon cooper,Thor, traps, psyduck, dinosaurs, NCC-1701D, fox news pundits, spin networks, toasters, Mayor McCheese, lepers, dirty diapers, christmas, your mom and
whatever blanka is and beyond.
Larry broke up with Nick because he found out he was a megasexual; he could not forgive him for the time Glenn Beck tag teamed him with a geode.
by Admiral "IT'S A TRAP!" Ackbar December 25, 2009
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Manusexual

To be sexualy attracted by hands. To prefer to masturbate instead of having sexual intercourse with men and women.
We manusexuals prefer to be home alone and have a nice time instead of hooking up with someone.
by Smultronic June 13, 2015
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Megasexual

A megalomaniac person or organization that wants do conquer the world, using sex as a weapon of mass domination.

Eg: Feminists, The Porn Industry, Nicky Minaj.
Person1: Hey dude, just look at those Femen chicks, shaking their boobs, are they trying to hipnotize us?

Person2: Its not boobs, they're using an ultra high frequency brain washing device attached to their breasts to turn us into their mindless slaves.

Person: Wow, totally Megasexual!
by H1b3rt0 June 16, 2020
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madisexual

when Somebody loves madison reyes with their heart and soul and wants to cherish her forever because she is amazing.
also madi is legaly married to @unsaid.saima
someone: so who do u like.
me: oh me im Madisexual
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