eating machine

a person who eats too much way too fast.
Keith: Whoa...Kelsey. slow down. you're grossing me out.

Kelsey: CAN'T.....STOP.....EATING!!!

Keith: Holy crap. you are an eating machine!!
by Mumia Abu Jamal Jr. December 03, 2008
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scene machine

any member of the T-Mobile sidekick family. especially, however not exclusively, when used by a kid who belongs to the "scene." the "scene" is most readily identified by boys or girls wearing tight pants, sporting haircuts which cover exactly three fifths of their face (from top corner to bottom opposite corner, and ALWAYS covering at least one eye), and rawking those sick american apparel deep v-necks.
"yo percy, did you see alyssa texting on her sidekick ALL during that class? i wonder what her phone bill is on that scene machine."
by cheerstojeff April 29, 2009
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prison machine

Slang for the very lucrative and corrupt mass incarceration industry which implicates the criminal justice system because prisons are fed by a steady stream of corrupt mass convictions.
Well let’s just say the prison machine is our state’s most successful source of steady revenue!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 21, 2020
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fruit machine

I just spent my entire wage on those fruit machines.
by Abhishek Chowdhary February 16, 2007
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spanking machine

When it's your birthday in Mrs. Forester's gym class. Everyone in the class lines up behind each other with their feet spaced apart. The birthday person crawls between the legs while getting spanked by their classmates.
by Conant Elementary School March 09, 2009
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meme machine

someone who is in love with memes and just cant stop being annoying to their friend
Person 1: "Who is she?"
Person 2: "A meme machine...Sadly"
Meme Machine: "WATcH OuT"
by meme_machine_ January 05, 2017
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time machine

Going through all of a person's facebook pictures, starting with the oldest, to the most recent.
I time machined Morgan's profile pictures last night, she used to use some crazy myspace angles.
by umad69696 July 30, 2010
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