Montague

the forgotten township in new jersey right off of exit one... literally. it's right on the border next to matamorris, PA and port jervis, NY but still manages to be in the middle of bumfucking nowhere.

Poplulation: 99% white, 1% jared (he may have moved)

dude 1:dude lets go to montague!
dude 2:where the fuck is that?!?!?

by Louis devito January 31, 2009

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montag

verb. To try to improve something and end up making it far WORSE in the process. Named after Heidi Montag, whom after plastic surgery, went from an all-American beautiful girl-next-door, to looking like a cheap hooker.

Don't montag that DVD player, its working fine the way it is.

by ForReal345 September 9, 2010

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Montagged

When someone botches something so completely and terribly, that it can only be compared to Heidi Montag's abysmally poorly lip synced, poorly danced, total failure of a Britney rip off performance at the 2009 Miss Universe pageant.

"She totally Montagged that presentation." or "That attempt was completely Montagged."

by darclyte August 25, 2009

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Montaego

A person who is amazing, gorgeous, and beautiful

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Montaego
Honest

by TheTruthHasBeenSpoken August 6, 2012

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Montague

Intelligent and successful sums up Montague. A gentleman at heart and a great friend. Attracts ladies of sophisticated caliber. Can get into trouble and out of it at the same time. Funny, genuine and looks out for those Montague considers friends.

Awww Montague said Hi to me today! (blushes)

by gevieve23 November 30, 2010

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