MONG

Mong - a person who is very clueless and has no idea what is going on. Lots of mongs have too much bum hair. When playing among us seb will sit in the corner looking like a dumb emo mong and have no idea what’s going on.

seb is the king mong the mong of all mongs!!!

by noah_oxf February 28, 2023

kylie minogue

The definition of pop music.

Kylie Minogue. Ever changing, her popularity may go up or down but she's always loved.

by colaboy7 March 10, 2006

Peen Monger

One deals in the specialty of selling, trading and dealing PEEN.

1: I need to go down to the peen monger and buy me some wang

2: Simon is so desperate for cock she went to the peen monger.

3: Jeremy's girlfriend isn't satisfied so she got her some cock at the peen monger.

by PeenMeister April 4, 2009

hate monger

1.)A person who uses political beliefs or passions of any kind as a platform to express their hatred for another individual. 2.)A media personality who spreads hate under the guise of a political affiliation or a religous belief.

If you are going to make an important decison regarding religion or politics, listen to many points of view and not just of those of the Hate Mongers.

by Jesus March 9, 2004

manography

Noun
the geography of a man.

similar to womography

she didn't know her manography, so he took her and taught her about the place called man.

by naytev1 July 28, 2009

momogamous

momogamous - having only one baby daddy for all biological children

I am a momogamous Catholic woman seeking one special baby daddy to father a herd.

by The Wendolyne November 8, 2021

Non-Monogamy

A sexual relationship that doesn't disallow sexual expression or affection with other partners. This may present itself in many forms and many kinds of lifestyles including but not limited to swinging, polyamory, polygamy, open relationships, or simply couples having an occasional -threesome. Yes, even if you romantically kiss only one other person while in a sexual relationship with with someone else, you are exhibiting a behavior that is clearly not monogamy.

We're mostly monogamous but sometimes we like to invite another woman into our bed, so I guess that makes us non-monogmists.

Every year we get crazy and allow each other one night of non-monogamy action.

by Kidder Kaper August 3, 2010