Quarterly Monogamist

Someone that commits themselves to a relationship for a short while, at the most a few months and then immediately end it once they feel things have run their course. They move from the end of one relationship to the beginning of a new relationship quickly.

Tom: "Happy 3 Month Anniversary baby?"

Ella: "I love you, but its a new season, so we're through. Nothing personal hun, but I'm usually onto someone new by now. My 3 months are up, buh bye!"

Tom: "Damn quarterly monogamist!"

by Squammie December 14, 2011

serial monogamist

A person who enjoys long-term, loving, exclusive relationships almost as much as they enjoy keeping all their money and stuff.

Brad: That's a really nice bass boat, Ryan. I had to sell mine during the divorce.
Ryan: Sorry, bud. You really need to try being a serial monogamist.

by inew April 1, 2015

serial monogamy

A practice by which a person experiences a large number of short-lived romantic relationships or "flings." Those engaged in this practice probably have had numerous sexual partners but have not engaged in cheating or infideloutous behavior.

People engaged in serial monogamy use it as a tool to avoid marriage and any other long term commitments and could be labeled "commitment phobes."

by [e-mail] August 3, 2007

Monogamust

One who insists on monogamy not only in his/her own relationship, but also the relationships of others.

Our friend Terry is a monogamust, and always gives us shit for having an open relationship.

by MandaWooWoo July 11, 2011

Monogamy Parade

A time in which one person gains a mate and his friends out of jealousy or any other reason, also find a mate.

Oh God, Mark has a girlfriend. Here come the Monogamy Parade

by Baconatordlx January 26, 2015

Ethically Non-Monogamous

SOME BULLSH*T, but also a person who does not subscribe to the cultural and relational structures of monogomy, but does not do this in a way that is deceptive or irresponsible.

I was swiping through tender and every profile said “ethically non-monogamous,” smgdh.

by Guydebordisbae June 2, 2018

monogamy

What happens when your woman "just can't take it anymore", but you want to keep having sex.

Jen: Do you believe in monogamy?
Brad: Why?...
Jen: I don't want sex if you don't want to be monogamous.
Brad: Sure- monogamy's my one true love, honey... Besides you of course.

Jen: *awwwwwww*

by mspessimist June 2, 2011