I'm moby

I way to say that you have a huge dick.

Because Moby Dick was a whale and whales are huge and so is your dick.
by judge dredd7 November 14, 2012
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Mobi-Wipe

The act of wiping your mobile phone screen after it becomes dirty or smudged
Eg when you come off a call and your screen is dirty following it being stuck to your ear and you have to give it Mobi-Wipe clean...
by Andy Collett December 15, 2008
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The Moby Dick

You first go to a local hardware store and purchase a broom handle. Then you purchase a dildo. You drill a hole in the bottom of the dildo so the handle can attach to it. You then ejaculate in your partner's mouth. They must keep it in their mouth while you throw your dildo spear at her bearded clam. Once you have successfully thrown in it her vagina, she shoots the sperm out of her mouth to simulate a blow hole.
I gave my girl The Moby Dick yesterday and she shot my man goo all over my ceiling.
by Shorty Jagermanjensen February 17, 2020
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Moby dicked

The act of covering your dick in baby powder and slaps someone in the face once or more leaving a white mark resembling a white sperms whale
My girlfriend was being annoying so she got moby dicked
by Moby dicking September 22, 2015
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Moby Dicked

When you've just had some Moby Dick (weed strain) and you forget what you were saying/doing, you got Moby Dicked.
"I'm feeling like..."
"Feeling like?"
"I forgot."
"You got Moby Dicked!"
by Barry Ballenbak August 18, 2019
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Moby Douche

A white guy who is such a huge douche he can sink an entire ship with his douchyness. By extension, his douchy capacities are so huge he can ruin virtually any occasion at which he is present.
Dude! Andy is such a Moby Douche even Ahab couldn't stop him.
by speedshift September 14, 2014
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Moby Huge

a 6-foot dildo that is owned by Moist Cr1TiKaL
nigga 1: I sat on a Moby Huge
nigga 2: Bih you good?
nigga 1: yeah cuh it felt great
by Sus Nibba January 24, 2021
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