When one is to have sexual intercourse when they say they are gay, like people of the same gender but in reality they are a closeted straight person who says they are gay or lesbian for the title of it. They aren’t actually gay or lesbian.
I can’t wait to have hot steamy gay sex with you, wait your straight?!?! YOU TRIED TO TRICK ME INTO HAVING MESA SEX YOU MONSTER!
Gabe walked up to his girl but heard her yapping. “I’m like only lesbian for the aesthetic you know? I’m actually straight” thats when Gabe knew… he was dealing with someone really skilled in Mesa Sex
Gabe walked up to his girl but heard her yapping. “I’m like only lesbian for the aesthetic you know? I’m actually straight” thats when Gabe knew… he was dealing with someone really skilled in Mesa Sex
by BigBilly3469 January 24, 2024
Get the Mesa Sexmug. getting your dick sucked by someone cosplaying as barney calhoun from half life as they pour beer on your dick (or they fill their mouth with beer and suck you off while the beer spills everywhere)
me: "oh man i need my dick sucked"
friend: "would you like the black mesa blowjob?"
me: "oh hell yes"
friend: "would you like the black mesa blowjob?"
me: "oh hell yes"
by the real gordon freeman May 27, 2025
Get the black mesa blowjobmug. A shitty school in Albuquerque that keeps getting shot up because the dean is too busy paying for Weight watchers to afford 2 security guards. (yes, I'm talking about you, Jackie.)
by fuckwmhs2024 April 16, 2024
Get the West Mesamug. Mesa is a lonely table she has no love life at all but her friends are the best people ever Mesa is a real hoe she’s also a fucking whore so watch out boys if your name is Jake RUN
Mesa really needs proactive
Mesa really needs proactive
by Samthecooldad69 April 23, 2018
Get the Mesamug. by sosa422 November 3, 2023
Get the Mesamug. East Side Mesa Lokos, ESML, and EML is a Hispanic criminal street gang operated in East Mesa, Arizona. The color for this gang is Red, but also brown and black. Common gang signs for ESML are an E and an S for East Side, or an E for eastside and an M for Mesa Made. This gang is known for various crimes such as Robbery, Assault, and Murder.
by LuisHernandezAZ February 26, 2024
Get the East Side Mesa Lokosmug. by d3911 March 14, 2021
Get the Zoe Mesamug.