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mcdonald's fuckboy 

The assholes who made a grilled chicken patty be $2 but a gotdamn mcdouble $1.29

... FUCKBOYS
Those mcdonald's fuckboys are at it again
mcdonald's fuckboy by fartnuget March 18, 2015

mcdonald's commercial 

An MTV-inspired music video with McDonald's food in it.

In other words: Commercials using pop music artists, hot young and thin people (who probably spit the hamburger out after each take at the risk of cheating on their water-only diet), hip fashions and music video special effects in order to promote McDonald's life-threatening fast food---when in actuality, McDonald's has probably agreed on a joint contract with the RIAA to promote new pop music and at the same time sell their deadly food. In describing the meal being advertised, words that usually described food like "delicious", "mouth-watering", "fresh" or "spicy" are replaced with words like "sassy", "hip", "funky" or "sexy" (i.e. Try our new Spicy Chicken Wrap! 100% all white chicken, covered in hip lettuce, sassy cheese and topped with a sweet and sexy sauce!).
I turned the channel to what I though was a music video. Timbaland's song was playing and a bunch of kids, dressed like Pharrell Williams were roller-skating and doing tricks in the middle of a skating rink. Lights were flashing everywhere and the girls and guys were flirting. I waited for Timbaland to appear but instead the commercial ended with the kids eating double cheese burgers and skating at the same time...then that notorious "BADA BA BA BA!"

All of this for a fucking hamburger? Your typical mcdonald's commercial.

McDonald's Happy Meal 

When you take a quarter pound cheeseburger, milkshake, fries, diced apples, and a toy, and shove it up an pussy and fuck it. After, you and your partner can enjoy a McDonald's Happy Meal
I served Jessica the McDonald's Happy Meal so hard she passed out.

McDonald's secret sauce

The sauce ejaculated from an employee at McDonald's. Commonly found in ketchup packets.
He spilled McDonald's secret sauce all over her face

McDonald's English 

When an immigrant/foreign fast food worker does not know any English words except for the items on the menu and other common fast food expressions, he/she is said to speak "McDonald's English".
Example of McDonald's English:

I asked Miguel to say something to me in English. He said, "Welcome to McDonald's, may I take your order?"

McDonald's Rule 

The ability to drink alcohol and eat lunchtime foods anytime after 10:30 AM, because McDonald's starts serving lunch.
Mark: Dude, are you drinking?

Danny: Yeah.

Mark: It's 10:45 in the morning.

Danny: McDonald's Rule.
McDonald's Rule by TomKVideo February 25, 2010