Mitch McConnell

The act of freezing up and forgetting what you were saying.

Sorry I forgot where I was going with that. I just had a Mitch McConnell moment.

by Richard the curious July 28, 2023

Nina Mae McConnell

An Iconic Girl boss with a double bed so she has extra room for Danny DeVito. Sleeps with spider pillow and Dylan O'Brian Blanket. Gates Keeps everything but we love her anyway for some reason. Is Also Jesus.

OMG IS THAT NINA MAE MCCONNELL I NEED AN AUTOGRAGH SHES AN ICON.

by TikkiStyles July 30, 2021

Mcconnell

Brain freeze due to age

The traffic light was green but I didn’t go and heard cars honking at me for 10 seconds. I had a McConnell.

by Peepingtom001 August 31, 2023

McConnelling

The pensive, falsely shy, tip of a shit that pokes out briefly before it is finally expelled, after much effort and pain, is prodigious, both in girth and length, thundering in its report and rancid in its aroma.

McConnelled is the past-tense of McConnelling.

See turtling for the less offensive state of pre-defecation.

Biff: Oh my god. I thought I was turtling in the car but it turned out I was McConnelling.
Pete: Damn Biff! You should have said something. I would have stopped. My mom would have lost her shit if you had McConnelled on her leather seats.

by dgRonbo April 12, 2021

Glitch McConnel

A nickname was coined for Republican Senator Mitch McConnel on TikTok because he kept having Brain farts & freeze on air in front of cameras in press conferences & gets escorted of stage, too fuckin’ old to serve & just won’t retire!

Did you see Glitch McConnel malfunction on the News last night, that shit funny AF!

by Rashi.Chai August 30, 2023