yer-maw

a glaswegian term used to imply that one has had intercourse with anothers mother. usually a joke

Person 1: that was fun
Person 2: thats what yer-maw said last night

by big sesal February 8, 2007

g-maw

A fly Grandmother.

I'm gonna go hang out with my g-maw.

You're what?

My g-maw! Yeah, I usually call her Nana, but she's been so fly lately.

by Moosegal May 28, 2010

yer maw

can be used at any time, in any situation

"yer maw"

by sean September 22, 2003

yer maw

Best used as a come back

If someone were to say 'You're gay' come back with 'So's yer maw'

by Ross August 21, 2003

J'Maw-Maw

A word used on iCarly. It's Sam's grandma. Also used to call a horse.

Farmer: GET OVER HER J'MAW-MAW!!

Horse:*in head: STOP FUCKING CALLING ME THAT*Neyyyy!

by SMEXYBITCH! April 19, 2009

Pump Yer Maw

An insulting phrase used in glasgow, quite possibly in other scottish cities too.

Pump: verb. To have sexual intercourse.
Yer Maw: noun. A slang way of referring to another person's mother.
Pump Yer Maw: To have sexual intercourse with another person's mother.

Past tense:
"Awwww mate, ah pumped yer maw last nite"

Present tense:
"Awwww mate, am pumpin yer maw right now"
(possibly talking on the phone)

Future:
"Awwww mate, am gonnae pump yer maw the nite"

by HAC May 17, 2006

Yer Maw's Baws

1. As In, 'Yer Maw' (Your mother) has 'baws' (balls). Insult towards someones mother

2. Stating that in no way is one doing a task

1. Aye, yer maw's got baws ya tit!

2. Pish, yer maw's baws am doin that tosh!

by A-Whyte December 6, 2004