J-mass

A person who constantly ditches or bails on plans or friends, typically for a girl.
I cant belive j-mass is ditching his buds and missing the races!

Friend 1: lets hang out this weekend
Friend 2: i cant, going to the lake with my new girl
Friend 1: your whipped!
Friend 2: crys and loses friends
by #3OrDie July 19, 2018
Get the J-mass mug.

mass genocide

The most exhausting activity one can engage in, next to soccer
After a rousing round of mass genocide, little Billy slept for three days
by Adge August 14, 2006
Get the mass genocide mug.

throbbing masses

Throbbing masses is a word that is a synonym for dick, penis, and cock (plus any other words for dick).
Let's make a band and call it the throbbing masses!
Get the throbbing masses mug.

mass confusion

Father's Day in the ghetto.

LBJ's "War on Poverty" was a $5,000,000,000,000.00 boondoggle that destroys black families to this very day.

Maury: "In our seemingly endless series on mass confusion, Boomsheeka 'Miss Thang' Chickenheader is about to find out the results of her 87th paternity test."

Boomsheeka: "This is gonna be the one Maury; I am sure this time. D'tronne is definitely the father."

Maury: (thinking to himself that he needs to get a REAL job) "D'tronne... is NOT the father!"

Boomsheeka: "Aiiiyeeeee!" (runs backsatge and slides down wall)

by One Stark Reality May 17, 2008
Get the mass confusion mug.

Mass-hole

Asshole from Massachusetts. Most commonly used for describing Massachusetts (Boston)drivers
I can't believe that Mass-hole just blew through that red light.
by Tanuki01 September 04, 2008
Get the Mass-hole mug.

mass debating

indulging in a mass debate
One of the basic requirements of a politician is to enjoy mass debating.
by paul February 08, 2005
Get the mass debating mug.

Mass Snap

Sending out one message on Snapchat to ALL of the friends you think are worthy to receive it.

This can include posting to your story as well as individuals.
Aidan: "Hey Matt, check out this Snapchat that Heather sent me!" *replays message*
Matthew: "Yeah man, I got that shit too. It's just a Mass Snap. She don't care about just you, bruh."
by hugsfromheather November 12, 2014
Get the Mass Snap mug.