mass confusion

Father's Day in the ghetto.

LBJ's "War on Poverty" was a $5,000,000,000,000.00 boondoggle that destroys black families to this very day.

Maury: "In our seemingly endless series on mass confusion, Boomsheeka 'Miss Thang' Chickenheader is about to find out the results of her 87th paternity test."

Boomsheeka: "This is gonna be the one Maury; I am sure this time. D'tronne is definitely the father."

Maury: (thinking to himself that he needs to get a REAL job) "D'tronne... is NOT the father!"

Boomsheeka: "Aiiiyeeeee!" (runs backsatge and slides down wall)

by One Stark Reality May 17, 2008

Mass-hole

Asshole from Massachusetts. Most commonly used for describing Massachusetts (Boston)drivers

I can't believe that Mass-hole just blew through that red light.

by Tanuki01 October 18, 2008

Mass Erect 2

It's what you get when you play Mass Effect 2

"I just finished my 5th playthrough as a vanguard on insanity! I have a major Mass Erect 2!"

by DAT THANE March 4, 2010

mass debating

indulging in a mass debate

One of the basic requirements of a politician is to enjoy mass debating.

by paul February 8, 2005

Mass Snap

Sending out one message on Snapchat to ALL of the friends you think are worthy to receive it.

This can include posting to your story as well as individuals.

Aidan: "Hey Matt, check out this Snapchat that Heather sent me!" *replays message*
Matthew: "Yeah man, I got that shit too. It's just a Mass Snap. She don't care about just you, bruh."

by hugsfromheather November 12, 2014

mass text monster

when you send a mass text from your iPhone and include people without an iPhone. If you responde it automatically replies to everyone and creates chaos.

dude stop mass texting me

no

your a mass text monster

by jwizzle55 December 15, 2011

Mass Snapping

The snapchat that your friend sends to their entire contact list in an obsessive attempt to break 1 million snap score.

You all know at least one person that does this.

you: Hey man, jen sent me the funniest snap yesterday of her dog
friends: I got it too
you: I thought we were tight, but that girl's just mass snapping us for snap score

by UnSwogger January 22, 2016