manifestorbation

To manifest anything into existence while touching oneself sexual. A form of sex magic.

I use manifestorbation to bring money into my life in the bath tub every night.

by Wrdevil October 13, 2021

Maantifested

Maantifested is a nigga named jaylen who loves to stick his balls deep inside your mouth and when he does they get deeper and deeper. jaylen also has a friend who likes penis and her name is bartholomew semen demon the 3rd but yk it is what it is

Oh shit is that my nigga mantifested(Jaylen)

girl 1: lets fuck

maantifested: ill get your ass pregnant and flee countrys bitch

by cockandpenisballs July 17, 2022

manifesto presto

Manifesto presto is a saying that would be used after you manifest a affirmation or after you manifest something you desire or spoke of or even thought of.

If you create a affirmation board and focus intently, you potentially can Manifesto Presto one of your affirmations

When something you were thinking about just ends up happening

An almost instantaneous Manifest of a intention

by Aeusllc November 17, 2022

Pesto Manifesto

(n.) a mindset affecting young or inexperienced cooks, causing them to believe dumping pesto onto pasta is the only way to make a dinner.

Generally college-aged males. Sufferers tend to believe they are stellar cooks who can transport any guest that comes for dinner directly to Northwest Italy. In rare cases, develop "manifestos" about how pesto will unite nations and solve poverty.

No cure.

As a third date, Jen went over to Dylan's for dinner and learned he suffered from Pesto Manifesto.

by nolandc September 20, 2019

frustration manifestation

The result of something caused by frustration. Whenever you are frustrated and do or say something you wouldn't normally.

Nigel you're a d*ck!.. Oh sorry Nigel, I didn't intend to be mean, it was just a frustration manifestation.

by diederbert April 30, 2020

The Basic Bitch Manifesto

The bible all basic bitches adhere to. A guideline on how to blend in with everyone while delusionally still being convinced that oneself is unique. An expression to indicate that someone's basicness is so obvious and evident that you don't even need to get to know them to figure out that they are basic.

Tom: Thoughts on the new colleague?
Stacey: She has read the Basic Bitch Manifesto and has certainly applied it!
Tom: Yes! Zero personality, zero originality, zero ability to think independently.

by lizzzardking November 21, 2021

Communist Manifesto

being religious do you have your own system of everything

I put Karl Marx's famous Communist Manifesto in the religious section

by FlareK7 November 22, 2020