Lumberjack Sack

When a man's scrotum is so hairy it resembles that of a Lumberjack's beard.

You have a Lumberjack Sack, it looks like the Brawney paper towel man.

by the R&L book February 9, 2009

lumbertwink

A gay, slender young man with scruff or a beard who finds himself attracted to masculine, hairy men, or bears.

Tyler grew tired of the cookie-cutter, shaved bod scene so he grew out a beard and let his body hair grow, put on some blue jeans and a flannel shirt and became a lumbertwink. He found himself a bear daddy and they lived happily ever after.

by rodzylla May 15, 2014

Lumberjack crap

When you take a shit and the turd stands up straight like a log, then you pretend you're a lumberjack and push it over.

Max: Hey I just took a lumberjack crap

Joe: Did you push it over like you're supposed to?
Max: Course I did

by BigD ken February 3, 2015

Lumberjack brunch munch

The act of maintaining an erection by masturbating with one hand and fondling your testicles with the other while performing oral sex on a woman.

Bro 1: Yo bro I heard you munched mad box last night.

Bro 2: Yeah dude I was down there for 20 minutes but I pulled the Lumberjack brunch munch to stay rock hard and I laid the Dong right after.

by bASS201 November 2, 2018

lap lumber

Gettin a boner, erection, a woodie.

I was watchin the porno and got a serious case of lap lumber

hard on woodie boner stiffie dick lap lumber

by thetommeister March 8, 2009

midnight lumber

Stealing construction materials from jobsites in the middle of the night.

When you need wood, but you ain't got no dough - shop Midnight Lumber for all your skateboard ramp building needs.

by PoppinKream March 1, 2019

Bust Lumber

Busting an aching, copious nut from a raging engorged cock either from sex or rubbing it out.

I’m so horny right now I’m going to get a rest room pass and go bust lumber.

She took me home last night and I got to bust lumber.

Open up cause I’m about to bust lumber.

by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020