longtail

A drug belonging to the benzodiazepine class of sedatives with an exceptionally long biological half-life. Powerful members include clonazepam and flurazepam. They are capable of rendering grown men incapicitated for days.

"Shit doze longtails weely nice, I'm still chuzzed (see chuzzle)"

by Dr Fur March 18, 2004

Longbackasaurus

A female with very little or NO ASS whatsoever. Males will not be attracted to longbackasauruses at all.

Justin: "Man, Jess and Kyllie sure are Longbackasauruses."
Shayne: "Yeah, they have no ass at all!"
Grant: "Their jeans are baggy, that's how little ass they have"

by 69me February 1, 2010

Longjaw

A deepthroat blowjob.

I need some longjaw tonight.

by Danny Ocean December 4, 2003

longage

An oversupply, a situation in which the supply of something exceeds its demand. The opposite of shortage.

When manufacturers produce more of a product than they can sell, they end up with a longage.

by awmm November 9, 2017

Longan

Longan, fruits are similar to lychees but come from a different family of plants, Sapindaceae. They are known in Chinese as “dragon eyes” and in Indonesian as “cat’s eyes,” as they are a perfectly round fruit. When their light brown shell (husk) is removed, they reveal translucent skin and a dark seed that shows through, appearing like the dark pupil/iris, which is what gives them their name.

See Brooke? Longans are actually fruit!
No way, they look gross.
It says right here dumbass.

by TheRussianDodo July 19, 2019

Joey Longhaull

When your driving fatigued so you have a wank to wake yourself up

Mate, I was so cooked driving home from the country I had to rip a sneaky Joey Longhaull

by DJ Sneaky Digits April 26, 2017

Dr. Longhair

Another name for Sephiroth.

Dr. Longhair is badass.

by Brokke January 2, 2008