London is a very beautiful lady .She doesn't care what people think and if you want if To fight you know where to find her she don't play no games .She slays the whole world .And would treat you with the most up respect
by Can'tfindanamethatisn'ttaken December 22, 2016
A beautiful boy that does not smell like beef and cheese. Stop saying I smell like beef and cheese. Please, it hurts my feelings.
by HaeroldDasHure October 29, 2019
Let's go to London today! I'm gonna buy this A&F shirt I've seen on this guy walking in ze shamzelizey.
by Haggis2011 December 30, 2011
Put simply, London is the United Kingdom in its entirety. London spreads itself throughout the island like butter across a hot crumpet. London folk are all neighbours with Her Majesty the Queen and often share afternoon tea with her. Linguists believe this is the cause of the phenomenon where all Londoners speak exactly like the aforementioned queen.
Random Englishmen: I am from the north of England.
Random Americanmen: Oh? My friend Julie lives in London, do you know her?
Random Englishmen: Why yes I believe I do, I’ll be sure to tell her we met.
Random Americanmen: Thank you, safe travel back to London!
Random Americanmen: Oh? My friend Julie lives in London, do you know her?
Random Englishmen: Why yes I believe I do, I’ll be sure to tell her we met.
Random Americanmen: Thank you, safe travel back to London!
by Sardonic She April 15, 2006
A dirty skankhole in Southern England full of pickpockets and people trying to sell football scarves.
People from London believe that only ghosts live beyond the border of the M25. Mysterious creatures and strange, magical goings on happen there.
Anyone from outside the British Isles, and inside the M25 believes that London is:
- The only city in England
- England
- Britain
- (London only) The best place in the world, despite never having been anywhere else
- The only place with any nightlife in Britain
People from London believe that only ghosts live beyond the border of the M25. Mysterious creatures and strange, magical goings on happen there.
Anyone from outside the British Isles, and inside the M25 believes that London is:
- The only city in England
- England
- Britain
- (London only) The best place in the world, despite never having been anywhere else
- The only place with any nightlife in Britain
Go to anywhere in Central London, such as Oxford Street, Trafalgar Square, etc.
Walk around and breathe the free air.
Go home to your house or hotel.
Get a tissue.
Stick it up your nose and waggle it around a bit.
Said tissue will now be black and can be used for charcoaling, sketching or as a neat party trick.
Walk around and breathe the free air.
Go home to your house or hotel.
Get a tissue.
Stick it up your nose and waggle it around a bit.
Said tissue will now be black and can be used for charcoaling, sketching or as a neat party trick.
by Geoff the God of Biscuits March 08, 2005
the greatest city in the world.
home to the best of all cultures, unfortunatly chavs seem to have emerged aswell.
the north london is a great and glorious land of golden streets etc. while the south should home to many many people but is hardly on the tube map, theres a reason.
The most egotistical city there is, theres a better reason.
home to the best of all cultures, unfortunatly chavs seem to have emerged aswell.
the north london is a great and glorious land of golden streets etc. while the south should home to many many people but is hardly on the tube map, theres a reason.
The most egotistical city there is, theres a better reason.
'where shall we go today'
'we could go south london'
both burst out laughing
'but on a more serious not there is so much south and not any transport their, i wonder why there isnt any'
'thats easy, nobody wants to go there.'
'we could go south london'
both burst out laughing
'but on a more serious not there is so much south and not any transport their, i wonder why there isnt any'
'thats easy, nobody wants to go there.'
by Leseid Nov January 31, 2005