unrealistically hot teacher: Timmy it seems you have failed sex ed once again . You'll have to stay after school for some one on one tutoring.
Timmy: um.. okay.
You can guess what happens next doujin logic.
Timmy: um.. okay.
You can guess what happens next doujin logic.
by doujin masta January 24, 2012
A realization (or plot hole) that hits you long after you finish watching a movie (or reading a book) and have already moved on to other things such as raiding the fridge.
I was struck by Harry Potter fridge logic today when I realized Fred and George are cooler than people think. In the first book, Fred and George charm snowballs to bounce off the back of Quirrel's turban. (SPOILER) It is revealed that Voldemort's face is under the turban on the back of Quirrel's head. So the twins were nailing Voldemort in the face!
by Match Dareberaid February 8, 2016
Refers to a person or animal who lack the ability to gain knowledge (known as mental retardation). It may be passed on through genetics.
by i am logically inclined June 13, 2020
n.
1. the nonsensical logic one posesses while dreaming that makes perfect sense until he or she wakes up
2. information one magically/automatically possesses in a dream without having learned it before
1. the nonsensical logic one posesses while dreaming that makes perfect sense until he or she wakes up
2. information one magically/automatically possesses in a dream without having learned it before
1. Evan: So, in my dream if I showed this picture of your dog to Alex he'd find out that he was your babydaddy.
Kerrigan: What the hell! That doesn't even make sense!
Evan: I know! It was just dream logic.
2. Carly: So I had this insane dream last night where I was getting stalked by Invader Zim. He tasted like pickled peppers.
Ted: Sick! You tasted him?
Carly: Hell no! It was just dream logic.
Kerrigan: What the hell! That doesn't even make sense!
Evan: I know! It was just dream logic.
2. Carly: So I had this insane dream last night where I was getting stalked by Invader Zim. He tasted like pickled peppers.
Ted: Sick! You tasted him?
Carly: Hell no! It was just dream logic.
by EVANetc September 27, 2009
An argumentive tactic used to build a set of logic based barriers that in the mind of the arguer leaves their audience or opponent only one choice which is to agree with them which includes a suggestion that the person is a bad person if they come to any other conclusion outside of the logic-barriers set forth by them
by on August 6, 2019
This is primarily used when one side offers dry arguments and points during a debate or conversation particularly referring to the illogical logic one generally has after getting high with drugs. The Poppy plant is used to manufacture various narcotics and hence the poppy logic. This has particularly become popular during the recent ethnic clash
between Kuki and Meitei in the Indian state of Manipur.
Due to military conflict in Myanmar, there is a shift of poppy plantations from Myanmar to the Indian state of Manipur. These plantations are majorly in Kuki-dominated hill areas. When Meiteis say poppy plantation should be stopped, Kukis are particularly enraged as most of the poppy cultivation is in the Kuki hill areas, they think Meiteis are insulting all the Kukis, failing to understand that only those involved in such acts are to be condemned.
The drug cartels and armed terrorists are importing large numbers of illegal immigrants to facilitate these drug businesses. Similarly, Kukis think that all of them are accused
of being illegal immigrants failing to realize that all illegal immigrants should be stopped and that not all Kukis are illegal immigrants.
Blinded by these, frequently there are dry arguments, and generally, the poppy logic is used whenever there are such dry arguments indicating no merits as to narcotics from the poppy plants.
between Kuki and Meitei in the Indian state of Manipur.
Due to military conflict in Myanmar, there is a shift of poppy plantations from Myanmar to the Indian state of Manipur. These plantations are majorly in Kuki-dominated hill areas. When Meiteis say poppy plantation should be stopped, Kukis are particularly enraged as most of the poppy cultivation is in the Kuki hill areas, they think Meiteis are insulting all the Kukis, failing to understand that only those involved in such acts are to be condemned.
The drug cartels and armed terrorists are importing large numbers of illegal immigrants to facilitate these drug businesses. Similarly, Kukis think that all of them are accused
of being illegal immigrants failing to realize that all illegal immigrants should be stopped and that not all Kukis are illegal immigrants.
Blinded by these, frequently there are dry arguments, and generally, the poppy logic is used whenever there are such dry arguments indicating no merits as to narcotics from the poppy plants.
by logicallilly June 3, 2023
A particular type of logic commonly used by niggers. The difference between nigger logic and "regular" logic is that arguments using nigger logic are logically deficient. They appear logical at first but on closer inspection they turn out to be totally illogical. Most people with average intelligence can spot nigger logic immediately but most niggers, along with retards of other races, can not.
Nigger Terrence Howard told Elle Magazine that he refuses to date women who don't use moistened tissue on visits to the toilet - as they are "not completely clean".
Nigger Terrence Howard told Elle Magazine that he refuses to date women who don't use moistened tissue on visits to the toilet - as they are "not completely clean".
Quote (with example of nigger logic):
"If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean. "So if I go inside a woman's house and see the toilet paper there, I'll explain this. And if she doesn't make the adjustment to baby wipes, I'll know she's not completely clean."
According to this nigger logic, women who use toilet paper do not use wipes. Presence of toilet paper equals absence of wipes = nigger logic.
"If they're using dry paper, they aren't washing all of themselves. It's just unclean. "So if I go inside a woman's house and see the toilet paper there, I'll explain this. And if she doesn't make the adjustment to baby wipes, I'll know she's not completely clean."
According to this nigger logic, women who use toilet paper do not use wipes. Presence of toilet paper equals absence of wipes = nigger logic.
by Bobby Francisco III August 17, 2007