What you mean to write :"You are such a fucken loser!"
What your phone auto-corrects it to : "You are such a fuck lobster!"
What your phone auto-corrects it to : "You are such a fuck lobster!"
by Fuck Lobster July 22, 2016
Get the Fuck Lobster mug.When a girl is having non-committal unprotected sex informing the man he can pull out at the instant before ejaculation. When the male informs the female of the pull out she instead wraps her legs around him forcing his man juice inside of her, causing his penis to be trapped in her 'lobster'.
Matt: Man how did you end up having Aubrey as a baby mama?
Joe: She gave me a Newfoundland lobster trap the night I met her at the bar.
Joe: She gave me a Newfoundland lobster trap the night I met her at the bar.
by Submarineer March 25, 2009
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The place I'm taking you has Kobe lobster... that is, lobster fed with Kobe beef.
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by Omnijonn November 17, 2007
Get the Kobe lobster mug.A sexual move where a person inserts four fingers into the vagina leaving the thumb out to play with the clit. Make hand motions as a lobster would.
I traveled to acadia national park looking for some great east coast lobster. I met a local dock hand, that gave me a real lobster claw.
by stokesdawgkillah October 9, 2011
Get the lobster claw mug.Your true love that you will always go back to = see "Friends" the TV program, Pheobe calls Ross Rachels lobster.
by Pete The Pretty Powder Purple Prancing Pony September 2, 2005
Get the lobster mug.Lobsterfestivities are the events that occur after a meal at Red Lobster during the yearly "Lobster Fest"
Sometimes this could mean seeing a movie, or going to a club. It may also include going home, changing your baby's diaper and then realizing you have to change your own.
Sometimes this could mean seeing a movie, or going to a club. It may also include going home, changing your baby's diaper and then realizing you have to change your own.
It was Dr D's triple x and we went out for lobster. The lobsterfestivities did not end there though. I crapped my pants and had to take a fully clothed shower.
by i shall remain nameless February 23, 2005
Get the lobsterfestivity mug.Someone who uses the phrases; tell me why, that ain't "phresh", thats "phresh", or "shiste" accompanied with "naah" or yo in every sentence they say. May also refer to a white person who refers to other white people as "nigga".
Lobsterhead 1-"Naah yo, tell me why I got head yesterday yo."
Lobsterhead 2- "Shistey yo, that shits phresh."
Lobsterhead 2- "Shistey yo, that shits phresh."
by NFPS October 11, 2009
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