1)a dear friend that you love but does absolutely idiotic things all the time.
2)the floppy bit of a penis
2)the floppy bit of a penis
by Granny butt plugs January 12, 2018
Get the dill lobemug. The doctor starts to probe lobes, only to find that your bodily hygeine is oh, oh so bad."
You taking a q-tip and shoving into one ear, then the other, as you probe lobes,despite the implicit instructions not to, you find wax so old, it could only be conserved in one of those weird museums on a beach strip."
The annual examination your doctor gives, when he puts a light spectrum to your ear to probe lobes, to check out see what's going on, to you nothing, to him, a lighted slick based adventure."
You taking a q-tip and shoving into one ear, then the other, as you probe lobes,despite the implicit instructions not to, you find wax so old, it could only be conserved in one of those weird museums on a beach strip."
The annual examination your doctor gives, when he puts a light spectrum to your ear to probe lobes, to check out see what's going on, to you nothing, to him, a lighted slick based adventure."
"This ringing in my ear, has got to stop, I'm glad I have an HMO, my doc can probe lobesand see if I have tinnitus."
"I've been sticking q-tips in my ears for years, but when I do the double probe lobes, all I find is more wax build up, my doctor doesn't seem to get that somehow there's a safer way to get it out of there."
"Ya know, if you probe lobes, you might hear a little better, yo, it's like your deaf or something, man, wassup?
"I've been sticking q-tips in my ears for years, but when I do the double probe lobes, all I find is more wax build up, my doctor doesn't seem to get that somehow there's a safer way to get it out of there."
"Ya know, if you probe lobes, you might hear a little better, yo, it's like your deaf or something, man, wassup?
by writah' May 18, 2008
Get the probe lobesmug. The act of stroking one's left ear lobe while making eye contact with a cute member of the opposite sex. Touching the soft folds of the left ear lobe evokes a casual eroticism sadly lacking from the more commonly used blatant across-the-bar stare.
by slabbinpits February 12, 2012
Get the Left Lobingmug. 
A term of endearment or insult depending on who is saying it, useful for psychology class to keep your mind fresh.
by _the_brad_cough April 4, 2023
Get the You're an occipital lobemug. Me randomly: do you lobe me?
My boyfriend: yes I lobe you
Me: GASP how could you say that to me?!
Him confused: what?
Me: that's slur you can't say that to mee
Him: I JUST ASSUMED IT WAS A FUNNY WAY OF SAYING LOVE WDM ITS A SLUR
me: why would you just assume that?!
Him: is it actually a slur?
Me: YES SEARCH IT ON URBAN DIC
My boyfriend: yes I lobe you
Me: GASP how could you say that to me?!
Him confused: what?
Me: that's slur you can't say that to mee
Him: I JUST ASSUMED IT WAS A FUNNY WAY OF SAYING LOVE WDM ITS A SLUR
me: why would you just assume that?!
Him: is it actually a slur?
Me: YES SEARCH IT ON URBAN DIC
by Tristin's♡ March 1, 2025
Get the Lobemug. by gjgfsdfhb April 20, 2018
Get the needle lobemug.