Lease-a-Lobe

When you pay a condescendingly small denomination of money to a dumb hipster girl to stick your dick in the hole of the loose hanging flesh that comprises her previously-gauged earlobe.

Can't get that annoying hipster girl to give up the pussy? Ever tried to lease-a-lobe?

by HeyitsGinoB69 October 28, 2015

Lobe

Engaging in an online romance with an inmate in hopes of marriage

He lobes me very much and we have plans to marry as soon as he is able to leave the state

by Stacie Sanchez June 26, 2019

Lobe

The fat between your armpit and your arm.

Her lobes look so bad with that tank top.

by Friend of lolo Jones November 13, 2019

dill lobe

1)a dear friend that you love but does absolutely idiotic things all the time.

2)the floppy bit of a penis

Mate you are an absolute dill lobe

by Granny butt plugs January 12, 2018

Lobing

To bend an ear, specifically Strickland's ear.

Strickland (the bean): oh fuck theres a furry lobing me

by Beartings January 17, 2020

Lobe

Adj. used to describe something gross in nature. Nasty af

If you don’t wear deodorant, you’re hella lobe.

by Dkdefines November 7, 2020

Lobe

This isn't a misspelling of the word "love".
The word "lobe" proves somebody's smortness, u baguette

Sherlock: How would you describe yourself?
Sherlock's Son: LOBE

by Mlepclaynos October 12, 2020