Miller Lite

A brand of beer-flavored water

Beer Drinker #1: This beer is old, Man. It tastes like all the flavor sank to the bottom of the bottle.

Beer Drinker #2: It isn't old, Dude, it's Miller Lite.

by williamtheconqerorworm January 17, 2011

bud lite

Product of an Enema

See Also: duece juice

hey Steve hand me a bud lite!
hold on i am almost done with this enema and i'll fill ya up!

by ClownAcademyBalloonProfessor November 12, 2009

getting lite

form of dancing including harlem shake, tone wop, bad one, chicken noodle soup, etc.

Yo G00SE and KCam was getting lite to DJ Webstar the otha day and G00SE killed it with the 5 G's.

by KCam, G-G00SE May 4, 2008

Relationship Lite

A relationship with all the taste but half the emotions.

He and his mistress decided to have a relationship lite.

by JR_SD May 29, 2007

Miller Lite Shower

When an individual is excessively disrespectful, out-of-line, or shows a flippant and utter disregard for others or an individual and gets a Miller Lite poured over their head in front of a group of onlookers as a form of public humiliation and/or to instigate a physical confrontation.

"Man, I can't believe that random guy just walked up and said that to her for no reason. He totally deserved that Miller Lite Shower she gave him."

"I gave that punk a Miller Lite Shower and told him it was go time. I can't believe to backed down after acting so tough."

by tariqazeez January 11, 2010

Bro-lite

Any guy that exhibits Bro "qualities" such as hyper-masculinity, a penchant for cheap beer, and talking about "pussy" constantly. However, unlike the full-fledged Bro, Bro-lites lack muscle mass, usually study majors in math and science, attempt to display the emotionless facade of Bros (who can't comprehend more than what their dick is feeling) but fail, have a lackluster experience with women, and (while they do wear boat shoes) do not wear backwards hats or shutter shades.

Quick definition: a Bro-mobile ran a red light (as usual) and crashed into a well-styled Metro(sexual)bus, and their baby was the Bro-lite.

Displays a penchant for Ralph Lauren polos/sweaters, but not for sports jerseys. Enjoys wearing blazers with khakis and ironic bow ties.

Tom: "Hey that's such a bro over there!"
Dan: "Nah, that's just a Raffi; he's totally Bro-lite, and he goes to NYU!"

Gabe: "Your friend Rick talks like a total Bro, but he studies engineering and has the frame of a teenager."
Chris: "Oh, that's because he is Bro-lite!"

by MegaGabe September 28, 2013

Bud Lite

Piss flavored water. From the princess of beer Budweiser- the weekest damn beer ever.

by Anonymous October 31, 2003