wait-listed

when an admissions rep says "you were almost good enough.." instead of growing a pair and denying you admission.

you are a great student, but just not great enough for us- you have been wait-listed. you don't suck, but you just aren't smart enough for our standards. thank you for applying!

by clairisethepiece June 19, 2010

designated listener

The person in a group of skiiers or snowboarders who is not listening to an ipod and therefore has the respnsibility of warning the others of avalanches.

left out person/ loser: To bad everyone going on the ski trip are either iboarders or iskiiers, i don't wanna be the designated listener.. i am not their bitch- you know what, i'm gonna start my own club.. us with old-school walkmans.. we will be the walkboarding and walkskiing club!
girl: uhhh ok good luck with that... freak

by shaun white is a hottiee April 21, 2006

listepik

another word for "sneaky penis".

1; The name you call a guy who, when the girl is sleeping naked, "sneaks" into her.

2; A derogatory term for a sleazy male, who is discretely trying to get laid.

You are such a listepik!

by Swayspoon March 20, 2011

listenative

A personal quality of being proficient at listening attentively to people during a conversation.

Man, I always like telling my stories to Joe, he's so listenative.

by JosephLager June 15, 2009

can't listen to my dick anymore

The point in a man's life when he must make decisions using reason and logic; not go after every hot chick even though it feels natural.

Friend #1: OMG look at that latin chick - her body is banging - dude, she's checking you out, go initiate a good night ending.

Friend #2: She does have a sweet booty, but I can't listen to my dick anymore - I've got a girlfriend.

by Tedro357 April 13, 2009

listentoable

n. Music that isn't great, but passable enough to listen to.

<Insert band name here>'s not bad, but they're only listentoable.

by Annie Wills May 19, 2007

Listens like a brick

1. Fails to obey commands. Sits there and seems to listen, but then fails to respond in a commensurate way.

2. Hears good advice, then blatantly ignores it - and usually pays the price.

"That kid listens like a brick. I told him to stop wiping snot on the towels, and here it is again!"

"So did you hear? Sandy's house got robbed - again."
"Yeah, well, she listens like a brick. The police told her three times already to keep her doors locked. You'd think she would've learned by now."

by James Fraser January 31, 2008