crab lice

Just like nits, except they live in your pubic hair.

"Haha! That dirty cow has crab"

by psycho bitch March 18, 2004

lice head

a bum,a homeless person,usually very smelly and always in your way

That freaking lice head asked me for a nickle , if i was poor I'd ask more than that

by manotas January 26, 2004

road lice

Motorcycles. Because they're a pest to car drivers, always getting into the spaces you can't see and causing iritation.

I'm sick of all the road lice round my place. I almost cleaned a guy up the other day on the freeway.

by Ray Babycakes July 30, 2006

jizz lice

cum in hair
manjuice on top of one's head

check that jizz lice on her!!

by Mister Snacks August 02, 2006

fleas and lice

One of the best fucking hardcore HC punk bands today. Their fucking sick and talk about real issues like poverty, animal rights, and women rights among others. But they just don't talk and shout about them they are involved in what they speak about. They are also members in animal rights group. They fucking sick D.I.Y.

Poser punk: omg I got a blink 182 cd and its so fucking cool, their so punk rock.

Real punk: shut the fuck up cunt u don't know shit about punk. A real punk band is Fleas and Lice.

Poser punk emberresed...=(

by DAHMER PUNX January 21, 2007

sea lice

Extremely tiny, baby crabs usually lain offshore but washed in by storms, etc. They attach themselves via their tiny claws to the bodies of unsuspecting swimmers. Painful and annoying, especially when there are thousands of them. Even worse once they get into ones swimsuit and entangled in pubic/butt hair.

Swimmer: Mr. lifeguard, something in the water is biting my testicles
Lifeguard: sounds like sea lice
Swimmer: huh?

by giglbox May 25, 2008

Flied lice

The Asian way to say Fried Rice, they can't say the R, instead they say the L.

When you are pwning the shit out of a game (or something) you shoud 'You want some Flied Lice with that mothafucka!?'

Example; you making a 10 kill streak with a game, and shout through youre headset at your apponent; You want some FLIED LICE with That Mothafucka!

by lame89465 September 01, 2008