The Lemur

The second most dangerous criminal in the Muppet world. Behind Constantine. Usually seen as a joke that dosen't know the basic rules to double-crossing 101.
European Civilian 1: OMG! It's the Lemur! The second most dangerous criminal!
European Civilian 2: Don't worry about him. He's not a real threat. We should be worring about Constantine. Also, that Lemur costume makes him look so adorable!
by MDawg1491 July 02, 2023
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Lemur spit

Lemur (Scientific name: Lemuroidea;

From Latin meaning lemures (plural) or ‘spirits of the dead’) - a species found in Madagascar

Lemur spit: a magical secret ingredient found in energy drinks.
"Did you read the blog on the new energy drink?"
'Yea, I brought 3 cases. It's sooo good! The lemur spit gives it extra zip.'
by RVAJackRabbit October 01, 2015
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Lemurality

Lemurality is the action of worshipping lemurs and living your life by their ideals. Also, in order to truly follow the beliefs of lemurality, you must be opposed to and kill all monkeys.
Person: "What is your religion?"
Me: "LEMURALITY!!"
by dictionatatary December 12, 2022
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Lemur stinking

A sexual fetish, where person dresses up as a lemur, and farts on another person, like how lemurs stink scent in the wild.
I gave my girlfriend a lemur stinking last night, and scent sprayed all over her.
by Shitlemur December 22, 2024
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