she's legal

The phrase for men with an appetite for barely legal pussy, must always remember.

police officer: Freeze perv, or I'll blow your fucking head off!

innocent dude: She's legal!

by Cunty Fresh Fanatic November 19, 2010

Nevada-Legal

A term used by residents of Nevada to describe an underage hottie. The age in Nevada for legal consensual sex is 16 years old, where as the national law for most other states is 18.

TJ: Dude. Joey's little sister is a fox, is she 18 yet?

John: I don't know about 18, but I am sure she is Nevada-Legal by now.

High fives all around.

by Battle-Born Ballsack September 02, 2009

legally black

A preppy, ditsy, well-dressed African-American female who is just like the Reese Witherspoon character Elle Woods in the film Legally Blonde except she's "legally black."

Look at you! Dressed up all jazzy and actin' all
air-headed. What are you supposed to be?--Legally black?!

by Phoenix Keith November 25, 2007

illegally legal

When something is technically legal, but has been obtained illegally

My Windows XP serial is illegally legal because it's valid but I stole it from the PCs at school

by heugen August 12, 2008

Legal Shit

Synthetic Marijuana

"Damn, this citys dry."
"Let's get some legal shit, then."

by JimmyBobWhogivesAShit January 16, 2012

Legal Purgatory

This is when a project goes to legal for review and just sits there for an eternity.

My form letter has been in legal purgatory for a year now.

by Donna Marie Jendritza June 16, 2008

legal alien

A person born into this world, but who truly is not of this world and walks the earth doing his time until the mother ship calls him home.

Mark is a legal alien as he, being a captain in the battle of the sexes, walks the world not believing the atrocities that men bring upon themselves and one another and wishing nothing more than to be brought back to the mother ship.

by Captain69 December 06, 2007