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Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit

In one word: FINALS!!

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Me: "hey did you take your finals?"
Steve: "yea, but fuck it I never actually learned shit!"
by Nexus December 13, 2004
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i learned it from watching you

tag line from an 80's anti-smoking commercial where a father confronts his son about drugs he found in his room. also a clever way to throw something back into the accuser's face.
"Who taught you how to do this stuff?"
"From you, dad. I learned it from watching you!"

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "I have a general compaint about all the words that have 5 in them. mitch hedberg said this in a famous caomeyd routine cd. 1 can not hold 2 thats why they made 2 becasue if one where in 2 it would be flowing over. 2 in 1 shampoo does not work if that worked there would be shit flowing all over the side of the bottle 2 does not fit in 1 and 5 is not a word for a dictionary it is a sentence."
by mean dean September 2, 2003
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learinate

To learn while you urinate.

Refers to the whimsical practice of some ethnic restaurants playing language-lesson CDs in their washrooms in lieu of music.
I was at Alice Fazooli's today, and I learinated the Italian word for "table."
by Shintriad March 5, 2009
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learned the clarinet at school

Euphemism for "I give a fantastic blowjob".
In BBC's TV miniseries Sherlock, John Watson, (boyfriend to Sherlock Holmes) is discussing his various talents which include physical and mental flexiblilty, parenthetically adding at the very end of a long list "I learned the clarinet at school."
by dappertophatter November 18, 2012
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Self explanatory. Often used when you are struck by something painfully obvious, but you never noticed.
Milo, did you know that if you redline your Benz too long the ECU shuts down the gas flow to the injectors?

Redline? MY Benz? Awww... Well, You Learn Something Every Day...
by SeW hat August 15, 2008
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O'learious

The state of being incoherently drunk; near comatose.

Symptoms: general lethargy, slurred or inaudible speech, bodily trauma, unexplained fits of anger, the sudden urge to perform sexual intercourse upon unreasonably large women, getting into extremely life threatening situations (e.g. Falling onto the tracks of the Long Island Railroad), and sudden propensity for singing Irish tunes (Gaelic in the most extreme cases).
He was fucking O'learious when we convinced him to fight the monkey.
by DannyO December 3, 2005
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That'll Learn'em

A slang term usually uttered by rednecks that literally means " That will teach him", or "that should teach him a lesson". Its a contraction of the grammatically incorrect phrase "that will learn him".
Somebody at work keeps stealing my lunch, so today i brought in a bowl of spit-snot-soup. That'll learn'em to take things that don't belong to him.
by Mingus Jenkins March 28, 2011
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