lay hands on 

To hit someone

Bitch you better stepoff 'for i lay hands on you!

or

I dare that ho to lay hands on me!

lay hands on by Mizze June 21, 2008

lay an egg

to do something poorly, usually regarding some sort of physical activity; bomb it

I'm gonna lay an egg during our mile run today.

lay an egg by whatserface December 21, 2008

lay low 

Someone who lays low is someone who stays very much in the background and rejects the temptation to draw attention to himself.

Deep: Let's try and get some gash tonight.

Saffy: Mate lay low, yeah?

Jock: He can't. I'm the master of laying low...sundoooo!

*Jock proceeds to lay low*

lay low by RobDonan September 5, 2011

Lay a patch 

To lay rubber by spinning tires on a pavement.

My hot rod can lay a patch over one hundred feet long!

Lay a patch by platepuke August 23, 2016

lay-by 

A place in the road where it is legal to pull over and stop for a short period of time. Also can be used as a place where two consenting adults may participate in sexual acts in a public area.

Driver: Oh look a lay-by... i'm feeling frisky!
Passenger: Pull over then, I'll sort that out!
Driver: But there is already a car there?
Passenger: Don't worry i'll put on a good show!

lay-by by emma86 November 16, 2006

Lay an egg

Another word for taking a shit

Aye bro I’m gonna go lay an egg

Lay an egg by FamousJew August 21, 2020

Lay Down Shower 

A Lay Down Shower is when a shower is taken in both an exhausted and horny state. When laying down with the water falling down on you, you commence beating off. By beating off while laying down, the subject also eliminates the danger of knees buckling while jacking it, making it a much safer experience

We decided to surprise our stupid friend in the shower, to our astonishment we rolled the curtain back and he was in the middle of a Lay Down Shower.

Lay Down Shower by magizzle September 13, 2007