Devils lettuce

Weed, Ganja Mary Jane etc.

That homeslice was all smoked up on the devils lettuce.

by sctso October 29, 2003

Shake your lettuce

The action of a girl shaking her vagina when out of toilet paper.

Derived from the burger king commercial were fresh, juicy, lettuce fall from the sky bouncing off water droplets... in which the leaves resemble a girl shaking her vagina.

Girl: I really need to go piss, but there is no toilet paper.
Boy: Just shake your lettuce
Girl: I'd rather wipe my Japs eye

by NickBowwow January 7, 2011

hippy lettuce

Another term for weed or pot, often used to denigrate users or flower children in general.

Bill Walton was such a Deadhead I'm sure he smoked the hippy lettuce.

by rkevins82 May 17, 2005

Skinny little lettuce

A term to use when someone is doing a bad thing and u are jealous of them or in other cases u can use the term skinny little lettuce to show anger and rage. Then people will be confused on what u are saying to them and will laugh like a dinosaur on drugs trying to catch a fly but then fell off a cliff

Guy 1” What in the fucking world”
Guy 2”laughs”
Guy 1 “ Get out of my fucking swamp”
Guy 2 “ ooo scary”
Guy 1 “ u skinny little lettuce

by Baby ISSAC January 2, 2021

Lettuce be cereal

A fun way to say : Let us be serious

Person 1: Duur huur
Person 2: Lettuce be cereal

Person 1: Alright, whats up?

by Akiray December 30, 2011

Lettuce

Money, cash, scrilla, chedda, Benjamins, hunnids, paper, stacks, dinero, etc

I need more lettuce so I can buy some lettuce at the farmers market.

by Potus February 19, 2014

LETTUCE LICKER

This is basically a lesbian

Did you know that Kim is a Lettuce Licker?

by Joey February 15, 2005