People who say Lartay when ordering and spend hours talking about what's wrong with the world...usually reading 'the organ of wrongness' The Guardian whilst doing so
by Pseudo Scouse February 20, 2009

1. An anal 'cream pie' - when a man ejaculates into his partner's anus, and the resulting load drips down.
by bx83 February 6, 2013

by Boggler March 9, 2004

Code word for an incredibly attractive member of the male species. Used in coffee shop jargin for customers. The scooter latte may be altered according to physical attributes, sexual orientation, and/or relationship status.
Now you will be prepared to de-code the messages of all those baristas you've always wanted to date. Yes, this is like liquid gold.
Now you will be prepared to de-code the messages of all those baristas you've always wanted to date. Yes, this is like liquid gold.
I got a large scooter latte with flavor on table 9.
(translates: handsome tall married guy)
Oh geez, we just got an order for a scooter latte, but it's got grounds in it.
(translates: sexy guy, total jerkface)
It's too bad, there's a scooter latte on table 11, but they might want sprinkles.
(translates: cute, but possibly gay)
At first glance I thought it was a scooter latte, but definitely, definitely decaf.
(translates: an optical illusion, meaning, non-hottie.)
(translates: handsome tall married guy)
Oh geez, we just got an order for a scooter latte, but it's got grounds in it.
(translates: sexy guy, total jerkface)
It's too bad, there's a scooter latte on table 11, but they might want sprinkles.
(translates: cute, but possibly gay)
At first glance I thought it was a scooter latte, but definitely, definitely decaf.
(translates: an optical illusion, meaning, non-hottie.)
by Miss Firari January 2, 2011

the most awesome drink ever made. go to starbucks and order a tall iced cinnimon dolce latte with 2 pumps cinnimon dolce 1 pump carmel and 1 pump pepper mint.
by abigale greslen January 4, 2009

Vancouver words for a regular coffee in a large cup which is then filled up with cream from the fixings shelf.Favoured by homeless people, students & other cheap bastards.
by Kitsilano Al. August 23, 2008

A drink: Go work in a field and sweat your balls off, then go home, steep them in some warm goat milk for about 5 minutes and voila, a Mexican Latte!
by pizzastix August 15, 2010
