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Latte Left

People who say Lartay when ordering and spend hours talking about what's wrong with the world...usually reading 'the organ of wrongness' The Guardian whilst doing so
Poncey lazy arse do-gooder middle class types with a political latte left orientation
by Pseudo Scouse February 20, 2009
mugGet the Latte Leftmug.

Belgian Latte

1. An anal 'cream pie' - when a man ejaculates into his partner's anus, and the resulting load drips down.
'That's a nice belgian latte I just made you there, honey'
by bx83 February 6, 2013
mugGet the Belgian Lattemug.

double lattes

A girl's/woman's breasts, esp. those of a very busty woman.
Look at the set of double lattes on that chick!
by Boggler March 9, 2004
mugGet the double lattesmug.

scooter latte

Code word for an incredibly attractive member of the male species. Used in coffee shop jargin for customers. The scooter latte may be altered according to physical attributes, sexual orientation, and/or relationship status.

Now you will be prepared to de-code the messages of all those baristas you've always wanted to date. Yes, this is like liquid gold.
I got a large scooter latte with flavor on table 9.

(translates: handsome tall married guy)
Oh geez, we just got an order for a scooter latte, but it's got grounds in it.
(translates: sexy guy, total jerkface)
It's too bad, there's a scooter latte on table 11, but they might want sprinkles.
(translates: cute, but possibly gay)
At first glance I thought it was a scooter latte, but definitely, definitely decaf.
(translates: an optical illusion, meaning, non-hottie.)
by Miss Firari January 2, 2011
mugGet the scooter lattemug.

vlatay latte

the most awesome drink ever made. go to starbucks and order a tall iced cinnimon dolce latte with 2 pumps cinnimon dolce 1 pump carmel and 1 pump pepper mint.
omg have you tried this vlatay latte. taylor and vlada told me about it and it's awesome
by abigale greslen January 4, 2009
mugGet the vlatay lattemug.

ghetto latte

Vancouver words for a regular coffee in a large cup which is then filled up with cream from the fixings shelf.Favoured by homeless people, students & other cheap bastards.
"Had no money left after scoring some bud at the Piccadilly; had to order a ghetto latte!"
by Kitsilano Al. August 23, 2008
mugGet the ghetto lattemug.

Mexican Latte

A drink: Go work in a field and sweat your balls off, then go home, steep them in some warm goat milk for about 5 minutes and voila, a Mexican Latte!
Julio is being a really pissed off today. Juan must have given him a Mexican latte last night.
by pizzastix August 15, 2010
mugGet the Mexican Lattemug.

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