Lob 

Lots of bullshit

“That’s lob”

That’s lots of bullshit

“I got lob to do today”
I got lots of bullshit to do today

Lob by thatslob November 18, 2023

lob 

A term on twitter meaning to send followers or likes to someone.

a1: "PLS IM 2 FOLLOWERS AWAY FROM 1000"
b2, qrting the tweet: "lob 2"

lob by mr_onomatopoeia March 17, 2024

Lob 

A group of lobsters

"Hey look at that Lob of lobsters over there"

Lob by A.Acunt July 22, 2024

Lob Job 

a sexual move that involves a woman giving a man a handjob while wearing an oven mitt, thus resembling the claw of a lobster.

Steve: Hey foods teacher, put that oven mitt on and jerk me off.
Foods teacher: oh, you mean give you a lob job, sure.
Steve: oh wow, your the best!

Lob Job by PITTdav25 November 16, 2007

Lob ass 

Lob ass means send ass pics

I just asked this girl to lob ass and she sent me meat pics

Lob ass by Jay02x June 13, 2020

Lob the gob 

-phrasal verb
The act of leaning in to kiss another, with an unknown outcome.
Success or failure is decided by the second party reciprocating the kiss.

We were having the craic until Sean, while locked, tried to lob the gob at Niamh and get a snogg when her boyfriend kicked him in the mebbs.

Lob the gob by UgaineMor November 6, 2010

lob u 

A silly, humorous way of saying you love/really like someone (a friend) without freaking them out by saying I love you.

Basically the new luv;

Thanks, lob u *heart emoji*

lob u by nctfetus February 27, 2018