Lettuce

A lettuce is a vegetable which apparently lasts longer than politicians on their posts.

Woah, that lettuce outlasted the PM!

Lettuce by LDE but Urban October 21, 2022

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Lettuce by DieselDeletus December 15, 2022

Lettuce

Refers to an absolute unit of a man, in the most manly sense. Has a diesel super duty he runs like a mother-fucker while burning him some Cohiba Blacks baby…

Chip’s lettuce is was flowing so good brotha….

Lettuce by itsthechippa January 20, 2024

Lettuce

Someone who isn’t very good at football.

Player 1: “what’s Val like at football?”
Player 2: “He’s a Lettuce, mate.”

Lettuce by JonJon24 January 23, 2024

Lettuce.

Lettuce as in something organic and delicious for you to eat. Referring to the concept of becoming intimate with a woman for the first time. The Lettuce suggests that the two of you have been building up to this event for some time and that this is not a superfluous moment but instead the start of some very serious long term fucking.

Rose and I had known each other for years and we both knew that it was time we got down to it. So I said, " Shall I have some of your Lettuce."

Lettuce. by A-Paul_ing_behavior January 27, 2009

Lettuce Olive & Peas 

The "fruit & veges" way of saying "Let us all live in peace"!

I wish upper management would back off and "Lettuce Olive & Peas".

Lettuce Olive & Peas by Cat Blackbone May 31, 2018

Lettuce Be Cereal 

A misguided statement for 'lets be serious', usually said for laughs.

Lettuce be cereal, I know you be 'mirin my aesthetics.

Lettuce Be Cereal by DaUsualCrew December 30, 2011