Lance 

Another term for marijuana. an alias of sort.

guy 1 "Hey man did you bring Lance?"
guy 2 "No. Lance has been extremely hard to find today"
guy1 "Crappy. I was hoping to get elsa'd tonight."

Lance by artemis020 February 7, 2010

lance 

is 4 chan for when /b/ is down

"I prefer the challenge of wooing the fairer sex via flatulence and jokes about marxism"

"impossible: everyone likes my face
I mean fuck, it grows its OWN hair!
JESUS"

- said by lance in a normal conversation, and also in the same conversation

lance by speacial kyle cannonz May 13, 2009

Lance 

Wouldn’t get a dick surgery so is referd to as “small dick”

“ wow look at lance!!”

“ his names ACTUALLY small dick”

Lance by Nybarb :) June 5, 2018

lance 

a privileged fat ass white boy who cannot learn to wear a belt because his ass crack sticks out all the time. common symptoms include: hunting, tries to be black, calls potatoes spicy, considers taco bell mexican food, hits the juul*dabs*, uses filters to make his small dick sexy.

quit being such a "lance" you faggot fuck.

lance by niggerfucker6696969 December 3, 2018

Lance 

Lance is a faggott who is kind of chubby and always lets girls sit on his lap when he likes someone else. He is very disloyal and he disrespects women, lance might have a vagina.

Karli: Did you let Callie sit on your lap last night?
Lance: umm, maybe, I’m so sry I had a massive orgasm
Karli: fuck you

Lance by I live penis December 22, 2018

Lance 

Lyin Ass Nigga Cheatin Everyday

Girl: I don't wanna LANCE

Lance by Bcjwj2716 June 30, 2016

lance 

biggest fucking asshole you’ll ever meet. full of himself. literally. he’s full of cum because no one wants to fuck him. can’t get it up

lance kissed me today and i threw up bleh

lance by wholetruthnothingbutthetruth January 30, 2019