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Sexual Kryptonite

A female/male that you are so attracted to that they have the ability to destroy your resilience to say no to sex regardless of your relationship status and location.
I can't go to coffee with him, he's sexual kryptonite we would end up in the car or bathroom in 5 minutes.
by Ms. MAS March 10, 2015
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cable kryptonite

An addiction, referring to films and TV shows considered so great that if ever discovered while channel surfing, they must be watched for the remainder of the broadcast.
Without question, "The Truman Show" is my cable kryptonite. So good!
by GTGTGT August 25, 2011
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black woman's kryptonite

A word found when the "random" button is pressed, but isn't defined yet
I think i desire to beseech me some good chuckles!
Ho! A random button? I shalt surely press that!
Alas, the word hasth no meaning!
Damn thee, black woman's kryptonite.
by Bmos May 6, 2008
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WHITE MAN'S KRYPTONITE

A really fine white girl!!! One that is totally hot. Just ask any white man who has worked hard all his life to achieve success then "blows it" because of such a girl. Or leaves his wife for one. Just because the para-phrase Black Man's Kryptonite became popular after a latecoming movie "Undercover Brother" doesn't mean that the original phrase hasn't been around for years. Asian men, Black men, Superman and men around the world do not corner the market, nor are immune to this form of "kryptonite"!!!
Did you see all of the "White Man's Kryptonite" on the Bikini Open Show last night??
by BRS 1 May 4, 2007
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afghan kryptonite

poi poi, cucarachita, Marijuana, pod, weed grass...
look i got a few of afghan kryptonite..

yea!!!
by sick379 June 14, 2009
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Condom Kryptonite

aka ck when a girl sees condoms and immediate becomes weakened at the site of them. So weak that they will forget about there initial tasks and have one thing on the mind. using that condom as an accessory to "dress up" the mood.
I was going on a rant about how we fight so much, and he just pulled out condoms. I immediately felt weakened and i could only think about one thing, what goes in the condom. It was condom kryptonite.
by sTOORRRIIII July 16, 2010
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Homo Kryptonite

A belt or any blunt object used to beat a person showing signs of being a homosexual in an attempt to "scare them straight"
(a Boy George Music Video airs on TV)

"Dad, when I grow up I want to marry that pretty singer. She's the prettiest girl I've ever seen!"

*Dad whips son with a belt*

"Her first name is BOY, dillweed! Now come back here! This is HOMO KRYPTONITE, SON!"
by wolfpacleader1986 January 5, 2012
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