Black man’s Kryptonite

specifically a thick, big Booty white girls with colorful eyes. (Preferably) green, gray, blue.

Damn… look at shawty with the fat ass and pretty eyes; she most definitely Black man’s Kryptonite.

by MitchGrant July 31, 2021

kryptonite

What white girls are to black men.

"Hey Leroy, where you been, the white girl got you under a spell??"
"Nah man, it's just the kryptonite!!"

by jaxnajax March 19, 2009

kryptonite

Kryptonite is the new beer. It is a high energy, high alcohol drink with distinctive affects; namely memory loss, intense energy, false confidence and a guaranteed crazy adventure.

Designed originally for special occasions, but rapidly becoming a weekly, if not daily, ritual by students everywhere.

Kryptoingredients:

1) Red bull equivalent energy drink (Cheap brands - preferably "Red Rooster")
2) Blue WKD equivalent (Cheap brands - preferably "VS")
3) Vodka (Cheap brands - preferably "Morinov")

Depending on next day memory requirement, ratios can vary from 3:2:1 (I have an exam tomorrow), 2:2:1 (standard), or 1:1:1 (not for the inexperienced)

Pre-drinking ritual:
Once enough drinks have been mixed for all involved in the kryptosession, everyone must lift their glasses, clink them together, and recite the Kryptoast:

"See you tomorrow!"

An immense concoction, not for the inexperienced.

1) Mike: "Hurry up and mix that drink! I need my krypto!"
Sam: "But it's only 9:30 on a monday morning"
Gareth: "Yea but we is soled. Gotta hit the kryptosesh hard"

2) Mike: "Ahh mate i'm buzzing from that kryptonite!"
Sam: "I don't understand what you are saying my friend, I have had 4 pints of kryptonite"
Gareth: "Mix up some more biatch"

3) Mike: "Arhhh mann, I is buzzzinnnnn!!!"
Sam: "WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Gareth: "fjdisdfojsifoijoisf!!!"

by samstorm88 May 5, 2007

arabian kryptonite

when a man pulls out his pennis so a women
who walked out on him would come back

The arabian kryptonite is a failproof trick!

by sex dog May 13, 2005

kryptonite

Marijuana(ussaly dro) mixed with crack cocaine

yo Im on that kryptonite, strait up on dat kryptonite

by goooooooogle bob October 14, 2006

Black Woman's Kryptonite

Water

I actually despise water, but that makes sense--water is the black woman's kryptonite.

by JT3JC May 5, 2012

KRYPTONITE

1. (adj) Used by AMD to identify the types of processors
2. (noun) a harmful substance that can defeat Superman

K-6 = 300 MHz-500 MHz K7=Athlon XP and Athlon Processors K8=Athlon 64/FX/Opteron

by Noone February 1, 2005