Kristapher

Kris-Tap-Her
A sexual reference that some one uses to say have sex with another girl when the guys name is kris
Tap as in fuck
So kris tap her
Kristapher

Kris: shit man she's hot
Guy1: Kristapher
Kris: dude i think i just might
Guy1: hell yeah man

by KAA.kaa.KAA November 21, 2010

Kristofer

Obviously, really really ridiculously ugly, a person with no friends, no social life and a particularly gargantuan penis.

(Which promotes his sexual life.)

Goes best with chocolate and whipped cream.

Watch out for stray hairs.

God, Kristofer's such a loser but he has such an extremely large penis that he gets laid more often than a bed at a mattress store.

by gorillagirl69 February 21, 2010

Kristofer

A cool was cunt with a massive cock and likes boobs that are big

Kid: i have a kristofer
Friend :Ohhhhh so u have a massive cock

by Tomhasasmallwilly April 9, 2019

Marcus Garth Cristopher Haynes

It's a term used to describe a certain nigger that was associated with being gay and literally and figuratively being cancer.

"A yo Mom-Mom" said Marcus Garth Cristopher Haynes.

by xXThe Cancerous JUANXx October 1, 2017

Cristopher

He is the mustiest dude ever, he walks around with his bird nest . Everybody runs with fear as he attacks them with rocks. He laughs for the most random things , that leaves u with confusion . He will laugh at u if u cry , Cristopher is mean

Cristopher likes 2D men and simps for them

by Wolfie3207 November 22, 2021

kristepher

A gay ass man that thinks that he is an athlete. Also he can't even compare to any person named Camren or Cameron.

Eww look at kristepher.

by Hilfiger.yammy May 21, 2018

kristoffercoon

The most amazing person on Tumblr. Really caring and will always be there for friends. Known as coon or Redo. Really cute too.

"Hey, who's tumblr do you recommend?"
"Oh, you should def check out kristoffercoon."

by huhuehue September 13, 2013