Kram

To smoke weed/ganja/herb etc

I'm gonna go kram a coner.

I've been kraming allday, I can't go for a picnic with your grandma.

Lets have a quick kram on that then I'll let you have your tortoise back.

by Mad Man July 1, 2003

Kreager

A girl who is often overlooked but is incredibly talented. She is athletic, funny, beautiful, and is a great friend.

You need to befriend a Kreager.

by skdjfskdidf November 14, 2011

brittany kramer

She has modeled for several clothing companies. She is a Myspace Queen. There are over 10 communities on livejournal dedicated to talking about her and sharing photos of her. She is the former girlfriend of Zacky V from Avenged Sevenfold.

everyone lurks brittany kramer.

by aliec4t3 September 17, 2006

keamstar

A news channel on YouTube that is known for being racist and sexist and is hated by 150% of the internet.

Joe: Hey Billy, wanna watch keamstar?

Billy: Whatre you fuckin gay?

by Epticaf November 22, 2016

Pressed Kramer

The result of irregualr homosexual intercourse- When a man gets fucked so hard, he looses control of his bowels and shits all over his partner.

Hey did you hear that Butch gave Mark a Pressed Kramer after the crafts fair?

by Captian Obvious September 13, 2005

Christmas Krampus

A monster that slithers down the chimney on Christmas Eve to disembowel children in their sleep and dine on their intestines. Sometimes it will stuff a child or two into a sack and save them later for a snack. He is like the evil opposite of Santa. If Santa represents all that is good, the Krampus is the exact opposite.

You don't what to know about the Christmas Krampus; it will ruin Christmas for you.

by Jin Chui January 15, 2008

kramered

To enter a place with the exact opposite of grace. A reference to the entrances made to Jerry Seinfeld's apartment by his neighbor, Kosmo Kramer on the 90's sitcom Seinfeld

My kid has issues with movement and gravity....the other day he Kramered into the front room and I thought he killed himself, the plant, the coat rack, AND the damned television...

by Enhale May 21, 2015