🦀 A sex position where the woman is first walks like a crab on the bed (belly thrust in the air upward toward the ceiling, walking inverted on hands and legs). After choosing the end point of the walk she balances on her head and uses her hands to pinch at the air in an attempt to catch kimchi being thrown at he by her partner. Spattered with kimchi juice she is then ravaged while still balanced on her head. This continues until orgasm -or- passing out, whichever comes first.

AKA - “the position that makes your neck hurt real bad in the morning”.

Kayleigh, why is your head tilted? You’ve been doing it all day.

I did the Korean Crab last night and damnit my neck hurts!

Korean Crab by Chicken Noodle Shoup August 31, 2021

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Korean Ribbon Fuck

During hetero intercourse, the female has a length of silk ribbon, about 2 feet long, with small knots tied along its length at about 3 inch intervals, and while the male is fucking her vagina, she is slowly, lovingly inserting those knots one at a time into his ass with her fingers, then when he starts to cum, she yanks the full length of the ribbon and all the knots out of his ass, thereby intensifying his orgasm.

Wow, my babe gave me a Korean Ribbon Fuck last night and I shot an intense load

Korean Ribbon Fuck by Corey SG February 26, 2011

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korean backslap

Like a normal backslap, only harder, and thus more painful.

"By the time this loads I could Korean Backslap her 5 times!"

korean backslap by Andy M August 18, 2003

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Korean Wannabe

Particularly people of the race different than Korean. They generally listen to a bunch of KPOP, such as SNSD, Big Bang, Super Junior, Epik High, SHINee, etc. They also believe they are Korean 'at heart', and sometimes they also write in Korean the names of Super Junior people, and etc. See Kimchi Korean for more. Korean Wannabe's tend to talk about Kpop or Kdramas, and obsess over actors such as Lee Min Ho, Lee Hong Ki, Kim Hyun Joong, etc. They are often ridiculed by people of their annoying personality/ies.

Girl : OMG! Did you see SNSD's new song Hoot? It was so awesome and hot! Trouble trouble trouble -korean words.-
Girl 2 korean : Wow, shut up. Yes, I've heard it, but you're just a Korean Wannabe. You don't know anything about Korean Culture, and i bet you're going to look it up later. Get away from me, you Korean Wannabe!
Girl : Oh. Whatever. Sarang Sarang Sarang~

Korean Wannabe by Korean. December 3, 2010