Knocking

Something your parents will NEVER understand.

And then when you just get angry cuz they didn’t knocked even tho you told’em a lot of time, they go like: “iT’s mY hOuSe!11!1!12!1!2” AND DIS MA FRICKIN’ ROOM MAN

Mom: *opens door without knocking*

Every Kid On This World: MOM I SWEAR- I TOLD YOU TRHEETHOUSAND TIMES-

Mom: This is my house! I don’t have to ask! What were you supposed to do that was so private?

by J.J.IsDumb<33 May 01, 2021

Knocking

When one comes down with one's stereo system bumping...

Damn Rico pulled up to the club knocking hard asf lastnite.

by Marcfiv3_00s June 16, 2021

Knocking

something parents dont know how to do

me: dad can you try knocking
dad: I own this house, i dont need to knock

by malaysiathepalaysia May 01, 2021

Knocking

The concept of "Im going to punch your house until you listen to me."

person 1: IM KNOCKING LISTEN TO ME

by inksquiddo September 02, 2021

knock

to screw around, not do work, get into mischief, cause trouble n' shit

All I wanna do today is knock but I have to go to work.

by Nathan April 16, 2004

Knock-Knock Joke

A joke made about a caller at the door. It usually ends up as a play on words.

The structure of a knock-knock joke is as follows:

Person 1: Knock-knock.

Person 2: Who's there?

Person 1: (Phrase A).

Person 2: '(Phrase A)' who?

Person 1: (Phrase A) (funny punch line).

Here is a knock-knock joke:

George: Knock-knock.

Reginald: Who's there?

George: Em.

Reginald: 'Em' who?

George: Emphysema! So you better quit smoking!

by Diggity Monkeez May 19, 2005

Knocking

Sending someone a video request thru Knocking Live Video on your mobile phone.

I'm Knocking on your phone! Please answer!

by The World Is Knocking May 13, 2010