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Knobber.

Affectionate name for a friend or loved one. Forest slang.
by Lexx Luthor January 13, 2010
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Knobbed

The act of taking out someones door knob while there asleep with the lights off, so that you can then place your dick inside the hole where the doorknob once stood. Once the dick is in the hole you then proceed to knock on the door, in result some poor unsuspecting soul(probably one of your friends) comes to open the door, therefor having him grab hold of your dick, so that you can brag about it the next day.
One night, a group of friends decided to play a prank on young Dylan, by unscrewing his doorknob and shoving their dick in the hole, and then knocking. Little did poor Dylan know that he was about to get knobbed, and that nothing but a dick awaiting the grip of his hand. The friends all had a good laugh, and little Dylan was scarred for life.
by Mocoholi September 2, 2010
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cock knobbler

by Gregg July 12, 2003
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Hob-Knobber

Some who tries to appear famous, or wants to be famous
She is such a Hob-Knobber! She will never be famous.
by Omg Lambo January 12, 2010
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Brown Knobber

A person who loves to fuck guys in the ass.
Jason C. was caught fucking his friend's dad in the ass. What a fucking Brown Knobber!
by Yer Paw April 10, 2005
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Jobs Knobber

Someone that idolizes Steve Jobs

or

a female under Steve Job's Desk
He has every generation of iPod ever made. He is such a Jobs Knobber
by Mystery Meat 4U October 21, 2010
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slob knobber

A slob knobber is an individual who sucks up to get what they want, usually a coworker who is always kissing the boss's ass or sucking (slob or slobbing) thier dick (aka the knob). It can also be a girl who gives a lot of blowjobs or a request from a male to receive a blowjob.

Bob is a slob knobber because he's always trying to get himself promoted.

Get back to work Carl. Why are you always slobbing our boss's knob?

Melissa is such a slob knobber. Seems like she always has a dick in her mouth.

Yo girl.....get yo ass over here and slob this knob.
Bob is a slob knobber because he's always trying to get himself promoted.

Get back to work Carl. Why are you always slobbing our boss's knob?

Melissa is such a slob knobber. Seems like she always has a dick in her mouth.

Yo girl.....get yo ass over here and slob this knob.
by Feazco April 21, 2016
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