Dutch Clutching 

Imagine two girls one cup... but with apple pie.

Man, she was Dutch clutching last night...

Dutch Clutching by McLame July 30, 2020

Oral clutching 

The act of being shocked when one grasps for something once seen as salacious with their mouth, as if they now deem it normal and important.

Jason once said: “Don’t do any of that oral clutching, like you do your pearls. I can’t stand either. At least a strand of pearls is longer.”

Oral clutching by BuhryanPaynter January 6, 2021

Sam Kitching

The biggest virgin you will ever meet. Is about 5 foot if that and talks like a retired 50 year old EDL member

God is that “Sam Kitching” swear he’s eaten all the curry

Sam Kitching by Pp poo March 13, 2022

whatchu clutching for? 

Can be used to describe when someone is angry at you over something that’s not that big of a deal.

Or it can be used to describe when someone is grabbing onto something.

Damn bro, whatchu clutching for?

whatchu clutching for? by Whatchucluthingfor? January 8, 2023

Double-clutching

The act of returning to the bathroom to wipe your ass after an earlier shit.

“I had a thousand wiper this morning I need to go double-clutch it” double-clutch/double-clutching

Double-clutching by ShlongDiesel April 2, 2026

Butt Clutching

The art of stuffing the best loot in your safe pocket in Arc Raiders

Man that raid was crazy I was just butt clutching and getting out.

Butt Clutching by ShadowHegemon November 25, 2025