kid

1) A child. Something that isn't human yet but might grow to be someday.

2) Word that comes after "Hey" when you're tired of saying "Hey you" or "Hey there"

3) Mild term of friendly endearment, usually used with the ladies or someone younger than you.

1) I'd rather be capped in the head than have a goddamn kid!

2) Hey kid!

3) How you doin kid? Everything alright?

by Blackwolf Morrow October 1, 2005

kid

The funloving human who may brighten up your day or bring dark clouds of deception and irritation.

Grandma: your kids are so cute!

Mom:These kids aren't mine... This is Lucy and Lucifer jr.

by Broben5 December 30, 2017

KID

KID is a bad kid. KID is not a disciplined kid either. KIDs have extremely bad luck however, so dont laugh if u see them lickin walls for dinner. Also the last thing u want in ur burger king restaurant is KID

kid 1: Man let me go to burger king im hungry
kid 2: no KID is in it
KID: me hunger

by BAD KID with a flamethrower May 22, 2019

The Kid

To refer to a male partner who is immature or childish.

Eg.

The Kid has highly irritated me today......
I’m so in love with The kid.....

by Unapologetically truthful September 3, 2018

Kids

“They’re just weird innit” ~ Heidi

“Kids are weird creatures” ~ also Heidi

by A-Bisexual-Meme July 29, 2018

kids

an accident

"SHIT i cant believe we had these kids... i'm sorry"

"YOU RUINED MY LIFE!"

by narvinator =D October 17, 2008

Kid

A period of your life in which you are pretty much high 24/7.

This food tastes amazing, this music sounds awesome, and I'm going to fall asleep easily tonight because I'm a kid.

by Ryan Racioppo July 26, 2008