R Kelly equation

An if/then equation made famous by R Kelly in the remix of Make it Rain. The equation is as follows:

If you order one bottle, then you fuck with one model
Order more bottles, then you got more models

Using the Transitive property of equality, and if bottles are A, and models are B, the equation can be simplified to:

If A=1, then B=1 and if A>1, then B>1

Using the R Kelly equation last night was the best decision of my life!

by tazo5 January 23, 2011

R. Kelly'd

1. To urinate on your sexual partner.

2. You would refer to the giver of a golden shower as the R. Kellyer and the one recieving the golden shower as the R. Kellyed.

After I came I R. Kelly'd all over his face.

by Jenro October 4, 2005

Kelly

Kelly is the name of a beautiful and incredibly aesthetic girl,she's smart and likes to wonder about how she can improve into a more sophisticated person than she already is.She's the type of girl you'll see reading a book in a small cafe with her earphones plugged while the air blows at her hair making it shimmer.She's magnificent,she's empowered,she's Kelly because she is the strongest most beautiful girl ever born into human kind.Kelly isn't only just strong and smart but she's the most trustworthy and kindest person,she'll never leave your side and will always agree with you even if your opinion is wrong,she shows how much she cares about you everyday by standing by your side through thick and thin.

''She's so strong willed and absolutely beautiful,perhaps she is Kelly.''
Person 1 : ''Who's that girl she's so stunning'' Person 2 : ''Her name is Kelly""

by kookiesmuchii November 6, 2019

R. Kelly

When a male stands up and urinates on his underage partner after a sexual encounter.

When I was done with dat biotch I gave her an R. Kelly special and made her clean it up too.
I want to piss on you. Yes, I do.

by 50 cent crack dealer July 29, 2003

Kelly

The girl I want to share all my memories with. She has the deepest eyes that I always get lost in. She’s my best friend and I love her to pieces. I can’t wait to go on many adventures with her and see her smile. She’s who I dream about the most

Kelly is heart warming

by Thomas Applegate June 30, 2019

kelly

an amazingly smart, tall, beautiful girl with brown hair. shes athletic and competitive and never likes to lose. shes incredibly smart and doesnt judge. she listens to you and holds you in times of weakness. shes liked by everyone and is extremely outgoing and one of the funniest people you will ever meet. even though sometimes it may not be what you want to hear shes completely honest and doesnt hide anything. she is sexy and knows her boundries even though sometimes she may not be able to enforce them. shes incredibly passionate and makes you feel like the most amazing person in the world. even if you dont think so yourself. she'll make you want to do anything and everything to keep her happy. even if sometimes you may suffocate her and not even realize it because youre blinded by love. shes complicated yet simple. shes a puzzle, and if you want to complete her you need to work for her and prove youre worthy. shes the kind of person that makes you want to wake up in the morning even when you dont think you can. shes the kind of person that makes you want to go to sleep even if youre afraid, so the night goes by faster and you can wake up in the morning and hold her again. shes the person that even if youre upset or mad at you cant stay mad at for long, in fear that you might lose her. shes overall someone you never want to lose, hurt, upset, make cry, or make upset. shes someone that you would do anything for, no matter the cost, physically or emotionally.

dude youre dumb if you can be mad at her, shes a kelly.

i would pay or do anything for her, shes a kelly.

shes to good for you, you dont deserve someone like kelly.

by im sorry babygirl <3 May 23, 2010

Kelly Bundy

To have (sometimes essential) old knowledge driven out by trivial new knowledge.

Verb based on the Christina Applegate's character in the "Married with Children" sitcom, derived from episode 183 (also referred to by production code 0823) Season 8 ("Kelly knows Something").

Typically used by the speaker to explain why they forgot something they once obviously knew.

To Kelly Bundy, Kelly Bundied, Kelly Bundying.

I could have told you that yesterday, but I Kelly Bundied on it when I read today's report.

If you keep trying to shoveling this management nonsense down everyone's throat, sooner or later they'll start Kelly Bundying.

He totally Kelly Bundied on C++ when he learned Python.

by Frankenbike October 22, 2007