The human embodiment of smoothness. Never without his case of stones, mega long beef stick, and smooth pick up lines.
abjective: to be completely irresistible to the female sex.
abjective: to be completely irresistible to the female sex.
by AlwaysSmooth November 2, 2010
Get the Keith Stone mug.keith richards plays guitar for the rolling stones. he enjoys cigarettes, booze, drugs, some more booze, women, drugs... he is very old and wrinkly, though *some* people still find him sexy. his age is estimated to be anywhere between 60 and 4 billion years. his teeth probably aren't real, and i would be very surprised if the veins in his arms (or the rest of his body for that matter) still exist. in fact, i believe he may be some sort of android or zombie. often fond of irregular headbands, which are no doubt used to anchor his flesh to his head so that his face doesn't slide off. his whereabouts are constantly changing, though it can be assumed that wherever he is, he is expiring.
keith richards cannot be killed by conventional methods.
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...and on the third moon of every month, six virgins must be sacrificed in the woods in order to keep keith richards alive.
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...and on the third moon of every month, six virgins must be sacrificed in the woods in order to keep keith richards alive.
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As a founder member of Pink Floyd, Syd Barrett wrote songs at once wistful, surreal and quintessentially English. Barrett's increasingly erratic mental state led to him leaving the band in 1968. Roger Keith Barrett was born in Cambridge in January 1946.
The son of a well-known pathologist, he acquired the nickname "Syd" during his teens, a reference to Sid Barrett, a local jazz drummer. It was Syd Barrett who christened the new group The Pink Floyd Sound, in homage to two of his own musical heroes, the bluesmen Pink Anderson and Floyd Council.
Syd Barrett's solo career was short. His first album, the inconsistent The Madcap Laughs, appeared in January 1970, and its altogether more polished follow-up, Barratt, hit the record shops that November. Songs like Gigolo Aunt, Vegetable Man and Dominoes, showcased on his albums and in live sessions recorded for BBC radio, brought Syd Barrett a cult following. But a lack of popular recognition, combined with the increasing fragility of his health, led Syd Barrett to abandon the music industry altogether and, despite a couple of abortive attempts to re-ignite his career, Barrett remained, for more than 30 years, British rock music's greatest recluse.
He did however, attend Pink Floyd's recording sessions in 1975, ironically sitting in the studio while the band recorded Shine On You Crazy Diamond. As the band gathered at the studio,Syd Barrett was seen bald, with no eyebrows, jumping up and down brushing his teeth. Prior to this event the band had not seen Syd for seven years. Syd did and still does influence a great number of people, and deserves alot of gratitude for that. he passed away July seventh, 2006. he will be dearly missed by those close to him, and fans in general. rest in peace, Mr.Barrett.
The son of a well-known pathologist, he acquired the nickname "Syd" during his teens, a reference to Sid Barrett, a local jazz drummer. It was Syd Barrett who christened the new group The Pink Floyd Sound, in homage to two of his own musical heroes, the bluesmen Pink Anderson and Floyd Council.
Syd Barrett's solo career was short. His first album, the inconsistent The Madcap Laughs, appeared in January 1970, and its altogether more polished follow-up, Barratt, hit the record shops that November. Songs like Gigolo Aunt, Vegetable Man and Dominoes, showcased on his albums and in live sessions recorded for BBC radio, brought Syd Barrett a cult following. But a lack of popular recognition, combined with the increasing fragility of his health, led Syd Barrett to abandon the music industry altogether and, despite a couple of abortive attempts to re-ignite his career, Barrett remained, for more than 30 years, British rock music's greatest recluse.
He did however, attend Pink Floyd's recording sessions in 1975, ironically sitting in the studio while the band recorded Shine On You Crazy Diamond. As the band gathered at the studio,Syd Barrett was seen bald, with no eyebrows, jumping up and down brushing his teeth. Prior to this event the band had not seen Syd for seven years. Syd did and still does influence a great number of people, and deserves alot of gratitude for that. he passed away July seventh, 2006. he will be dearly missed by those close to him, and fans in general. rest in peace, Mr.Barrett.
Roger Keith Barrett was A really great person, who is no longer with us.
Better than you, better than all of you.
A idol, A hero.
ex. please lift the hand, I'm only a person, with Eskimo chain, I tattooed my brain all the way...
Won't you miss me?
Wouldn't you miss me at all?
Better than you, better than all of you.
A idol, A hero.
ex. please lift the hand, I'm only a person, with Eskimo chain, I tattooed my brain all the way...
Won't you miss me?
Wouldn't you miss me at all?
by Trevor S.J. September 5, 2008
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Also known as "the Baytown Stalker", Keith Chester Hill is a Houston-area teen who anally and orally raped no fewer than 5 men and is now serving 99 years in prison.
Also known as "the Baytown Stalker", Keith Chester Hill is a Houston-area teen who anally and orally raped no fewer than 5 men and is now serving 99 years in prison.
by D-to-the-mutherfucking-S January 29, 2008
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by Abepiebow April 16, 2019
Get the Keith mug.Lisa Keith (born 1960) is an American contemporary/pop singer, probably best known for her work as a backing vocalist for other artists and lead vocalist on Herb Alpert's hit single from 1987, "Making Love in the Rain". In 1993 she released her solo debut album, Walkin' in the Sun on Perspective Records; which featured production from Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis, Narada Michael Walden & her husband Spencer Bernard
Keith was credited on several albums throughout the 1980s and 1990s. She is well known for her background vocals being featured on work by Janet Jackson, Alexander O'Neal, Karyn White, New Edition, and S.O.S. Band, plus other acts produced by Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis (as well as lead vocals on the chorus of MC Lyte's 1993 single "Ice Cream Dream"). In the late 1980s she also fronted a live Minneapolis Funk band called Rocket (whose members also included producer/session musician Shaun Labelle & drummer John "Bam Bam" Morgan).
In addition to working as a backing vocalist, Keith has also co-written several songs for other artists; such as New Edition's "Crucial" and Nona Hendryx's "Why Should I Cry".
Keith was credited on several albums throughout the 1980s and 1990s. She is well known for her background vocals being featured on work by Janet Jackson, Alexander O'Neal, Karyn White, New Edition, and S.O.S. Band, plus other acts produced by Jimmy Jam and Terry Lewis (as well as lead vocals on the chorus of MC Lyte's 1993 single "Ice Cream Dream"). In the late 1980s she also fronted a live Minneapolis Funk band called Rocket (whose members also included producer/session musician Shaun Labelle & drummer John "Bam Bam" Morgan).
In addition to working as a backing vocalist, Keith has also co-written several songs for other artists; such as New Edition's "Crucial" and Nona Hendryx's "Why Should I Cry".
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Album : walking in the sun
Year : 08, 17 / 1993
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Label : Perspective Records
Album : walking in the sun
Year : 08, 17 / 1993
UMG recorgoings INC
Label : Perspective Records
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