Kelpy

Sometimes crispy. Sometimes moist. Either way she has a bazillion and one daddies.

See Also : Sea Cabbage

I want someone to buy me things..

So become a kelpy!

by toastie724 November 17, 2017

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Kelpant

To be lacking in spirit and or motivation.

A general lack of energy, funness and unenthusiasm.

- Man, our bro is being so kelpant, whats the deal?
- I don't know man, he's being a real Knob Job.
- Fuck'em!

by MGSteeZ October 20, 2009

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A Kelpos is an animalos belonging to neither the cat nor dog family but somewhere in the middle hence the name Kelpos. A Kelpos can be identified from its neanderthal like behavior which resembles that of an un-tamable animal who is always on the alert, always sad, never or rarely happy, panics over every sound and movement made and are known to be specifically dumb but a Kelpos can be identified more easily from its anatomy which resembles that of a Bezunus.

A Kelpos is as solid as a rock, yet if you have a Kelpos at home it is important to note that these animals are quite fragile due to their suicidal mode of life so special effort has to be made to ensure its safety and longevity.

Source: 5 Years of studying this magnificent specimen.

Manglus a.k.a Ansem/Bebi/Mitzi/Kelpos

by Mr. Mangu September 20, 2010

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Kelpie

A kelpie literally is an Irish mythological water horse, and if you tried to ride it its skin would turn adhesive and it would drag you into the water, drown you, and eat you. Used figuratively in slang it means a girl who would (metaphorically) do the same: she seems very alluring, and when you give her a piece of your heart you can't escape from her until she has dragged you into the water and you have drowned, so to speak.

Beware of that girl in our chem section––I think she's a Kelpie!

by Zazka June 19, 2011

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